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suzy what are you doing your loving and all round wonderfull boyfriend for dinner tonight ?

if the clocks went back and you were making love to your wonderfull boyfriend at 1.59 a m would that mean he lasted an hour longer or as usual over before he started :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Hey Suz

Do you need massive amounts of psychiatric drugs in order to live with Jimbo and not kill him? :p

How's the dance lessons? Oh, not a good time to ask?

Patsy

Suz

When Jimbo strips down, do you find it really difficult to *not* laugh uncontrollably? :p

Suzy, where is Jimbo taking you for dinner tonight?:D

*Suzy's must stick together*

Suzy, arent you the slightest bit irritated that jimbo would start an ask suzy thread ?

Its going to cut into your roaming time, you wont be able to flit about uncontrollably without a care now. You have a responsibility, a burden, a cross to bear in satisfying the masses needs, catering to their whims, answering questions all hrs of the day and night. When you log on you may find as many as a hundred thousand questions ranging from how long do you cook a 20 lb turkey to what should I do if a black hole is coming to suck us up.

Your life here will never be the same.

And whom do we have to blame for this suzy ?

Thats right....jimbo.

:D

cheers nomad I've just told her about the thread I've started she is not impressed at all

but no matter people the truth is out there she will be online in moments



and my dinner is in the trash can , the suffering i go to for you guys can be entertained :sneaky: :sneaky:

Hamster wrote: :yh_rotfl



Cher that was gonna be my question!!! :wah:


sue is busy doing lady things so i willanswer this one



the only hard drug sue needs to live with the lovely jimbo is viagra :wah:

Jimbo (since you are the Answer Man here )

Do you think that The Suz would ever cheat on you? Why or why not?

cherandbuster wrote: Jimbo (since you are the Answer Man here )



Do you think that The Suz would ever cheat on you? Why or why not?


i dont think sue would ever cheat on me she is a bit of a wild child but i think that she would finish with me if she ever fancied some one else



she always says that i am 1 in a million and she would never find any one like me again , hang on a minute thats a good thing right

Jimbo

You and The Suz seem really well-matched. If you had met each other 20 years ago, what would have happened?

cherandbuster wrote: Jimbo



You and The Suz seem really well-matched. If you had met each other 20 years ago, what would have happened?


it would of been a disaster she would of been 12 and i would be in jail

jimbo wrote: it would of been a disaster she would of been 12 and i would be in jail


Excellent response! :guitarist

What would The Suz say are her Top Three Reasons I Love My Jimbo?

Have Jimbo taken the trash out yet tonight?:)

cherandbuster wrote: Excellent response! :guitarist



What would The Suz say are her Top Three Reasons I Love My Jimbo?


i would say fun kindness and a wacky way of looking at things



i used to be conceited but i got over that i'm perfect now

chonsigirl wrote: Have Jimbo taken the trash out yet tonight?:)


thumper i am the trash

Has The Suz given you any cute and embarrassing nicknames? What might they be? :-6

cherandbuster wrote: Has The Suz given you any cute and embarrassing nicknames? What might they be? :-6


she will be online soon i will let her answer that one but my nickname for her is waspy

suzy is not amused :wah:

Nomad wrote: suzy is not amused :wah:


the thing is suzy is hope n that this thread will die out but some people keep posting on it sooo it keeps going to the top of the pile again :wah: :wah: :wah:

Hands Up Who Wants More Photo's Of Sexy Suzy:-4 :-4 :-4 :-4

Suzy, do you think that Jimbo spends too much time sat at the computer?

What do you think he should be doing instead? DIY, shopping for handbags, cooking wonderful meals for you?

:wah:

Hamster wrote: Suzy....are you and Jimbo really the same person???

well...?? has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? or online together?? :wah:


I used to think Michael and Janet Jackson were the same person until the famous 'wardrobe malfunction' displayed her womanly charms!

Hang on a mo......no, surely even he wouldn't go that far with the plastic surgery!!:sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Eeewwww..thats an awful image I have now Immy!! Thanks for that :wah:



Will be doing the school run with a scowl on my face!


I thought a scowl was a type of hood, if you put on your face you won't see the children...you could go home with someone else's!!:sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Suzy....are you and Jimbo really the same person???



well...?? has anyone ever seen them in the same room together? or online together?? :wah:


we have only on pc my little furry fiend :wah: :wah:

jimbo wrote: the thing is suzy is hope n that this thread will die out but some people keep posting on it sooo it keeps going to the top of the pile again :wah: :wah: :wah:




Hey ! Look what I found.

Nomad wrote: Hey ! Look what I found.


thats uncalled for



oops now i've done it :wah:



now please no one els make this unfortunate mistake tomorrow

Afternoon!!:sneaky:

Hey The Suz

Tell us why Jimbo deserves to live with a hot chick like you :guitarist

cherandbuster wrote: Hey The Suz

Tell us why Jimbo deserves to live with a hot chick like you :guitarist


My god this thread just won't go away, thanks Jimbo, thanks Nomad :-5

From one hot chick to another Cher I've always said to Jimbo "Let the punishment fit the crime" !!!!!!!! :wah:

cherandbuster wrote: Hey The Suz



Tell us why Jimbo deserves to live with a hot chick like you :guitarist


i was very very evil in a previous life

jimbo wrote: i was very very evil in a previous life


i wouldn't want to be you right now jimbo..better check your six..:wah:

zinkyusa wrote: i wouldn't want to be you right now jimbo..better check your six..:wah:


do you mean 3 3 3



i do have a good side :sneaky: :sneaky:

morning every one:wah:

do you like making fun of Charles and Camilla as much as we Yanks do?

oops wrong thread:sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

Suzy, are you getting fed up with this conspiracy to keep this thread going?

:wah: :wah:

Wendybird wrote: Suzy have you punished jimbo yet? :sneaky:


How are you going to punish him? We could give you some ideas.



.....mmm thinks



:yh_idea We could start you a new thread - Punishing Jimbo!!



Waddya think?:wah:

Wendybird wrote: Will there be photographs? Video? Sound Effects? :sneaky:


I hope so !!!!!

Imladris wrote: How are you going to punish him? We could give you some ideas.



.....mmm thinks



:yh_idea We could start you a new thread - Punishing Jimbo!!



Waddya think?:wah:




loud rap music any thing but that :-1 :-1

The Suz

Can you beat Jimbo up while all of us are watching and applauding?

cherandbuster wrote: The Suz



Can you beat Jimbo up while all of us are watching and applauding?
jimbo came to dread sue's ann summers parties