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Come on you lot you know the drill. Lets ask hammy lots of questions .

Hammie :-6

Which rodent do you prefer in the sack? :sneaky: :p

Of all your nick names which do you hate the most ..and will you forgive me for starting this thread .:yh_pray

How many Hamsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

are you ticklish?

What is your favorite leisure activity?

Why does a peanut butter sandwich taste better with banana?

are you scared of the pet shop boys an eighties group who if i am correct



really liked hamsters



also same question for Freddie star for the same reason but different route :sneaky:



if you think this is a bad post ,think of the ones i type out and think oh i cant



possibly post that

Hamster wrote: I really don't like furball as it reminds me of all the cat sick I had to clean up as a child...

Hammy will do fine:D



And no I don't forgive you Pants...you'll have to take me shopping for Boots and Handbags to make up for it!! :sneaky:


Anytime ......shall i just grovel a bit as well;)

Hamster wrote: 3....One to call the Bats in to do it and two to sit back and laugh at them!!! :wah:


Dang, she turned this around on me:mad:

I wonder how she did that?

Hamster wrote: Yes!! Bonus point if anyone can guess where?? :-6


IS IT BY YOUR FUR BALLS:wah: :wah:

OH CRAP CATS HAVE FUR BALLS



WELL IF YOU WERE A CAT WOULD IT BE BY

Hamster wrote: Definately Bats.................Sigh.......... :-4


GREAT answer!

Are you listening Zinkmeister?

Hamster wrote: Batty..it will take 3 hamsters to explain that to you....



One to explain.....and you can figure out the rest!!


ok then how many hamsters does it take to make a decent sandwhich :sneaky: :sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Yes Pants..you may grovel whilst you put my new boots on for me! :wah:
KINKY :wah:

How do you type with four paws and no hands?:wah:

Hamster wrote: Well I actually have a complex system of pulleys and levers that I can move by wiggling my nose. I have a system of left and right nose movements that move the pulleys to pull the levers which in turn command thousand of little robots (approx 2000-one for each letter on the keyboard and one for each symbol, number etc) to press each key...

Its a miracle of modern day engineering and a wonder of science. I have been on TV demonstrating my abilities to control all the robots...And now Microsoft are knocking on my door asking for the patent...

Of course..how I got it all set up initally with four paws and no hands is a mystery that even I can't remember :-3


i think the hamster's been in the psyhcotropic mushroom patch again:D

Whats it like having a tail. And can you do anything special with it?

Hamster wrote: Its rather nice actually.....would you like me to show you what I can do with it?? :sneaky:


Well in a word. YES!!!!

Wow That felt just a little bit like a mink whip.

Hamster wrote: Sounds like you enjoyed that!! :-3


Well it beats gettin hit with a stick.

Hammie

Do you want to get married? Have any more children?

not to me or with me, just in general

Hamster wrote: Oh ok...sigh....This was supposed to be a serious thread! :wah:



Bend over then.....:-3


Why do I have a feeling this is a trick?

Hamster wrote: Hi Cher...

No I would not get married..I have made it 31 years without getting married and I think it's just not me.

I can't say 100% no more kids..What I will say is that I am totally content with my 3 now as we are...We are making a new life here!

Who knows what the future holds??


Hammie :-4

I like your answer here

And I like that you mentioned elsewhere how you've become more accepting and loving of yourself

It sounds like you are in a *great* place now

And I admire you for accomplishing all that :-6