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i know what i think but i'm not sayin any thing until some one else ridicules themselves first



i had this conversation in the pub yesterday and some of the things the ladies liked well quite frankly shocked me



am i a prude ?



what do you like what do you hate ?



come on jimbo will tell you if your sick or a square britches



guys dont be to graphic here i know who's post i'm thinking of no doubt i'll be reder than a hot chilly pepper when i read what she has to say and you all know who i'm talking about dont you

i happen to know that one of you guys named your daughter after jenna jameson the porn star



i mean it people talk or i'll name names :sneaky:

wow guys i had no idea this was such a taboo subject



i dont acually watch porn movies and dvd's or stuff when i said that yesterday my male friends cracked up and my female friends said little comments like i bet your really fun in the bedroom dept



apart from a few things the lads at work have on there phones which i wont even comment on in case you have not eaten yet yup that bad



porn i just dont watch it i have no interest mind you 2 beautiful blonde ladies having a hug can be easy on the eye



2 men no why is it 2 ladies even the girls like but 2 men a big no from every one



what is normal and does it follow that the more porn you watch the more you learn the better you get in the bed dept

Hamster wrote: Jimbo...I think more women like it than they care to admit...



I think it can add to or enhance a relationship when used in the right context. I think it has developed a bad image because of its tendency to be used to replace meaningful sex when a relationship has gone bad.



I also think it becomes an issue when people cannot get excited without it..if you know what I mean?



no i dont know what you mean and i dont like the inuendo:wah: :wah: to be honest hammy i thought you'd reply at some stage but the person i'm waiting for has not how very strange

Hamster wrote: I wasn't implying any innuendo-especially aimed at any one person Jimbo


just joking



i know that



i dont resemble that remark at all :wah:



no honest i really dont :sneaky:



look i mean it :wah:

not to self porn and religion cant be discussed on forum just the pub

i did not think you had a bad mood your a woman its morning



end of :wah: :wah: :wah:

Pinky wrote: Nah, I'd make a terrible porn star.

I don't think people would pay to watch a movie where I say 'Oh. Was that it then?':D


You might be surprised. There might be someone out there turned on by those very words.

"Pinky's well up for a starring role as long as she can wear some plastic spectacles with a false nose and Groucho moustache attached "

said a un-named source close to the star today

gerbils a porn freak...gerbils a porn freak



Im taking the 5th

Can we assume that somewhere out there is a guy who springs to attention whenever he watches a bulletin read by stern blonde newscasters? That his evening entertainment consists entirely of BBC News 24 because he's fixated on the way they stare into the camera while he enjoys his reaction (excuse my euphemisms). The newsreader is pornographic in this context. It's the reaction which defines the nature of the material. Who needs "Toothbrush Fun Volume 5" when there's Anna Ford doing something different every evening on the hour? Why is the one considered more pornographic than the other?

spot wrote: Can we assume that somewhere out there is a guy who springs to attention whenever he watches a bulletin read by stern blonde newscasters? That his evening entertainment consists entirely of BBC News 24 because he's fixated on the way they stare into the camera while he enjoys his reaction (excuse my euphemisms). The newsreader is pornographic in this context. It's the reaction which defines the nature of the material. Who needs "Toothbrush Fun Volume 5" when there's Anna Ford doing something different every evening on the hour? Why is the one considered more pornographic than the other?




Ive seen the evening news and its possible I might have seen a picture of a horse ****ing a Thai woman while throngs of men cheered her on. I can tell the difference.

jimbo wrote: i happen to know that one of you guys named your daughter after jenna jameson the porn star

i mean it people talk or i'll name names :sneaky:


I didn't name Jenna after her, I just happen to like the name!!!!!! And the reason I couldn't reply earlier is coz someone keeps hogging the computer :-5 :-5

Hamster wrote: True Spot...

I suppose on the individuals view of what constitutes "normal" or "abnormal" ??That would be fine by me - a definition like that removes any constraint by authority on what gets produced. It leaves the decision of whether to buy to the consumer instead of the police.

The other side to Anna Ford is that she's not consented to be drooled over by this spavined pervert, of course. Would she be justified in feeling annoyance? Can she limit the use people put to her appearances?

I think on occasion a porn film can be kinda fun.

Of course, being a woman, the movies that have actual plots are more interesting to me.

Sometimes we just laugh at them; but that also creates intimacy with your partner.

My feeling is: if it's occasional and you don't *need* it but rather want it, then what the heck? :guitarist

Hamster wrote: You both need to work out a rota..or buy another lap top!!

We are just waiting to have wireless internet put in, have four bloody computers in the house and only one with internet!!! On a serious note Hami, i think i need a number for FGA :-5 :-5

cherandbuster wrote: I think on occasion a porn film can be kinda fun.



Of course, being a woman, the movies that have actual plots are more interesting to me.



Sometimes we just laugh at them; but that also creates intimacy with your partner.



My feeling is: if it's occasional and you don't *need* it but rather want it, then what the heck? :guitarist




You look for porn with plot ?

Lets talk Cher.

Nomad wrote: Ive seen the evening news and its possible I might have seen a picture of a horse ****ing a Thai woman while throngs of men cheered her on. I can tell the difference.Pick the right cable channel and you'll find a newsreader reporting on the event - then you'll be confused! "I can tell the difference" suggests that you're in the "pornography is in the eye of the beholder" camp too, Nomad. If you fall back on "that's not exciting because I'm not excited" definition, then Anna Ford's pornographic in that sample household.

Nomad wrote: You look for porn with plot ?

Lets talk Cher.


Hey I'm a chick, Nomad.

I like a good story with my ACTION :guitarist

Pinky wrote: Ooh! I think I know what I'll do if I ever want a career change!!!

Pinky the Pornstar, lol!:D
Pinky. Remember! after a days work you may find it difficult staying on the broom during the flight home:)

cherandbuster wrote: I like a good story with my ACTION :guitaristI can read aloud and... concentrate... at the same time, if that's what you mean?

Porn is definitely not a great thing for people who live alone.

Porn is not good for children to see and they do everyday on TV:(

cherandbuster wrote: I think on occasion a porn film can be kinda fun.

Of course, being a woman, the movies that have actual plots are more interesting to me.

Sometimes we just laugh at them; but that also creates intimacy with your partner.

My feeling is: if it's occasional and you don't *need* it but rather want it, then what the heck? :guitarist


I always find it very hard to get turned on by porn, as I'm usually too engrossed in the story

Uncle Kram wrote: I always find it very hard to get turned on by porn, as I'm usually too engrossed in the story


:D Unc

Uncle Kram wrote: I always find it very hard to get turned on by porn, as I'm usually too engrossed in the story


:wah: :wah: :wah: that's great u k

I've just got back from London after watching my team win 2-1 at football

its great on this forum any thing i need to know or i worry about i put in a thread and see what you guys think



jimbo's verdict on the great mass debate on porn(you see what i did there) is just like jimbo you can take it or leave it

I had this conversation yesterday with my OH, and we came to the following conclusion.

I would make a GREAT porn director!

My reasoning behind this bold statement, is that whilst I have both a depraved and ingenious imagination, I'm not keen on people I don't know breathing near me, and I can't kiss a man with a 'tash!

flopstock wrote: The problem with most porn is that it is so fake. Give me the bitter exlover homemade movies that were never supposed to be seen by anyone...now your talkin' fun!:D




hehehe stop it Floppy stop it!!!



Damn woman keeps stealing my thoughts!:D

I've thought many times that, if women actually made porn films, we'd like them and we'd even believe them! (Nothing like the old "she's standing on her head and screaming while having a "genuine" (oh, yeah!) orgasm...sure!)

But there are some which are well made and very interesting. I was sent to the school of "WOMEN DO NOT LIKE THESE THINGS," but I never graduated! :wah:

flopstock wrote: We really need some serious conselling... now if only i could find a good man or three ... maybe I'd hit the couch..:sneaky:


hmmmmmmm:-3