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Loved it Clancy, I'll buy a copy!

Do you have any copies with pink fluff trim? :rolleyes:

Hiya Clance

I'd like a copy for each and every room of my house! Do you offer quantity discounts? :-6

I'd like a copy for the bathroom. Which reminds me, you can probably REALLY clean up if you sell thousands to the Gideons.

We want to know how many you sell, Clancy! :sneaky:

Clancy-that is just brilliant...........i want one!

Send in your flakes, guppers and Uncle Clancy will mail you one.

anyone got a Scot to English translator?

Clancy wrote: Here you go, zinky

Hullo Birdie, aye it's oot in a Scot's vershun, a, canny see ye gettin a swanky tart'n cover....bit if a gie ye this poster alang wi' it .... ye kin always cover it up like a school book ......s'up tae yersel, n' that

I'll take 25% aff' the book, an' throw the poster in fur free....howzat ....izzat fair?



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Hello Birdie, yes it's out in a Scottish version. I don't think we can provide a plaid version just at the moment.....however, I will throw in a wall poster that can be suitably folded up to cover said book, should you wish to do so.

25% off the book, the poster is free. How does this meet with your approval? is that fair?





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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That's what I thought you said clancy..

Clancy, my new year's resolution may include putting the belly button Fluffeh version in every hotel room!!

Can you give us some more quotes from the Fluffeh Bible, Clancy? I'd like to try 'em out on my evangelical mother....

:p

Clancy wrote:

......so can I put you down for a copy? Please say yes, it would mean so much. The Mussies put a jihad on me .....but what's more worrying is the Scottish Presbyterian's have built a wicker man just off the M8 ....:-6




Oh, go on then - I'll have two ; one for my mother and one for me. Can't wait to see what the Fluffeh Bible calls Judas.....and just think how they'll deal with Caiaphas!

Clancy, I thought the Scottish Presbyterian's preferred the death by Gillian McKeith method? No? :-2