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don't get me wrong here i like being big i'm as strong as an ox , i excelled at



most sports rugby, football , boxing ,Thai boxing ,wrestling swimming



in my work roofing i am the only person i know that can carry some of the



heavy items we use up a ladder even at my age



if you had flesh eating zombies beating down your door i'm the sort of guy



you'd want with you (works just as well for double glazing sales men)



any way sue has got this stupid movie on the TV late the other night the one



where Richard gere is learning to dance with jay lo or is that jello



boring as hell for me no funny bits no aliens its not a jimflick at all



so i'm just laying on the bed looking through my fighters only mag



and she says something i just yes honey



she turns round kissing me passionately oh that means so much too me i know



how much you hate dancing oh you really love me don't you



oh i never thought you'd do anything like that this means so much to me



doh doh doh doh doh i'd not been paying attention and just agreed to go to



dancing lessons to learn Latin American dancing doh doh doh



sue used to run her own dance school she is a 10 outa 10 dancer i'm like



shrek oh my god , if you could imagine baloo the bear having a seizure whilst



standing on an ice cube oh with bees down his pants well thats not even



close to how ungraceful jimbo is , how can i get out of this it means sooo



much to her i cant let her down



thanks a bunch richard fred astair gere

If you really want to see hot dancing, hire out a film called "Strictly Ballroom" with Paul Mercurio.

The spanish style of flamenco is so hot and passionate. That's the way to really dance!

annie and hammythanks but your missing my point





I'd rather rub Tabasco sauce in my eyes than do this

Hamster wrote: Jimbo-a man who can dance is the hottest thing since sliced bread!! I can never get a man to really dance with me-you know..just for the sake of dancing and not wanting anything else!!



Have a look at what's going on in the "Dirty dancing" thread if you want any more evidence of what women think!!


yup most guys would do anything just to talk about football:wah:

Wendybird wrote: Tell her you weren't listening at the time. She will sulk for days and you may end up eating dog food but it has to be better than going to dance classes that you don't want to do!



OR - go to the first class - make a complete fool of yourself - stand on her toes at every opportunity - kick her shins with every turn - complain really really loudly about how awful she is......................



She won't want you to go the next time. :sneaky:


dont worry i will do that but it wont be on purpose

Jimbo

What if you were *really* good at it?

What if you tried it once or twice and realized, "Hey, I've got some rhythm of my own!"

Then you would have another thing in your life to feel good about -- this could be a new accomplishment for you.

And . . . the icing on the cake is that you and Ms. Suzy will feel closer than ever!

Whaddasay? Will you give it a try? :guitarist

cherandbuster wrote: Jimbo



What if you were *really* good at it?



What if you tried it once or twice and realized, "Hey, I'v got some rhythm of my own!"



Then you would have another thing in your life to feel good about -- this could be a new accomplishment for you.



And . . . the icing on the cake is that you and Ms. Suzy will feel closer than ever!



Whaddasay? Will you give it a tray? :guitarist




honestly there is more chance of me growing hair



but i will give it my best shot but my best is worse than anybody elses worst



i'm just to big i mean the incredible hulk wrecked buildingshe didnt go dancing did he

I wanted my husband to attend a dance class with me - fun right.

No way - he wasn't interested, my husband is a jock, linebacker, big guy. he said jocks can't dance.?? I don't know about that. I think men have a image of a slim man dancing (Fred A.), and they don't want to see their reflection in a mirror.

So, now with Dancing with the Stars - I said, look Emmit S. is a football player -jock, he's dancing, we laugh. I think my husband would commit to a ceramic class before dancing. Good luck Jimbo, I hope there's not too much pressure.

Patsy

Good Luck Jimbo and just go for it, go aiming to have a good time, maybe a couple of beers before hand to settle your nerves! You'll be fine! :-6

For crying out loud. If you don't want to go, don't. Women want this, women want that. We guys cant be it all. Hell I want to make love to my wife in an elevator full of people but I know I aint getting that. so I dont try and pressure her into it. So why do women want us to do things they know we don't like.:-5

YZGI wrote: For crying out loud. If you don't want to go, don't. Women want this, women want that. We guys cant be it all. Hell I want to make love to my wife in an elevator full of people but I know I aint getting that. so I dont try and pressure her into it. So why do women want us to do things they know we don't like.:-5


i used to do that it was ok but it had its ups and downs it gave us a lift at the time :wah:





mate i know what your sayin but it really means a lot to her , how bad can it



be so i'll look like a huge clumsey oaf that cant dance i do that every time i



have a skin full any way the only difference is i wont be making a fool of



myself taking my clothes off:wah:

I think you're stuck with going, jimbo. Besides it can be fun and nobody's going to expect you to get any of it right first time. You'll get to throw a lot of women around too. Salsa is wild.

Perhaps "jimflick" will end up in dictionaries, it's perfect.

jimbo wrote: i used to do that it was ok but it had its ups and downs it gave us a lift at the time :wah:





mate i know what your sayin but it really means a lot to her , how bad can it



be so i'll look like a huge clumsey oaf that cant dance i do that every time i



have a skin full any way the only difference is i wont be making a fool of



myself taking my clothes off:wah:


Your call jimbo. Enjoy reading those books with Fabio on the cover.:yh_rotfl

Just Kidding.:wah:

Seems to me you've two options here....you can back out (eat dog food, never have happy sex again, watch the love of your life CRYYYYYYY)

or, you can go.

What's the worst thing to happen if you go? You'll be bad? Nah...you'll win points for trying. You'll look funny? Nah...you'll turn the experience into funny stories and amuse not only US, but all your friends.

So....what're ya' gonna' do, big guy?

(Put antiperspirant on your hands so you don't have sweaty palms. Have a drinkie or two before you go in. Remind yourself that this will pay off, BIG TIME!)

YZGI wrote: Your call jimbo. Enjoy reading those books with Fabio on the cover.:yh_rotfl

Just Kidding.:wah:






do you mean flabio buddy :wah: :wah:

JIMBO

Correction - tonight a great song comes on - my husband comes thru the room dancing - dancing !! Off to class you go - you'll have a great time.

Suck it up and enjoy yourself.

Patsy

flopstock wrote: It's for your own good, that's why;)



But I agree, if he doesn't want to go, he shouldn't. I think it takes a very secure man to knowingly send his woman off to be held in the arms of other men all evening, doing something that excites her.


floppy my gf is just too good looking for my own good if she just goes to the supermarket guys follow her round the shop if she goes clubbing with the girls she is pestered by guys all night



it used to really really make me insecure but i figure she has stuck by through all this time



and when we have broken up she has always wanted to get back together she has been out with really rich and better looking guys so i figure she is ere for the duration



and to be honest if i knew she would rather be with some one else although i'd be gutted i'd go



besides she my be better looking but i've got a magnetic personality



if i could just get this fridge off of the back of my head :wah:



get it magnet fridge metal oh no worries



sorry about this post its to early my brain is still asleep

guys whoa no one can make me do anything i dont want to do i said i'd do i'll



do it it means a lot to her. if she wanted to go on her own she could go on her own its not a problem the fact of the matter is she wants to do it with me(and dancing ha ha )



it means a lot to her if i'm crap at it i'm crap no harm done



up untill a leg injury stopped me i used to cage fight train and grapple with some of britons top mma stars i used to get my ass whopped every week it dont bother me looking stupid at all i used win occasionally too



right i'm off to work

Come on guys, i really feel that i must defend myself here. Jim knew what i was asking him he's just wanting a load of sympthy from the FG. :sneaky: I have since said that we don't have to do it but he's gone on to say that he can't let me down! I think deep down that he's a closet Fred Astaire and he can't wait to show me his moves.

Wendybird wrote: Take a video camera with you Suzy

This should be good


Ah I couldn't do that to him :sneaky:

It's quite funny really, i was in bed for the last two days with a migraine, i came down last night and the first thing he said was have you found out when the dancing is :-3

I reckon he just wants to see the fit women there scantily covered

Ps. The only reason i have anyone follow me in a supermarket is coz i've usually dropped items along the way!! :-5

SuzyB, Im surprised you havent had the "what'll ya do for me" thrown back at you

Usually when I ask my man to do something painful, he wants to know what he gets in return :wah:

Men:rolleyes:

Gotta love em!

Bet you both have a blast

Even tripping over each other and giggling histerically is romantic!

I wanna see some pics too:)

Brownley wrote: SuzyB, Im surprised you havent had the "what'll ya do for me" thrown back at you

Usually when I ask my man to do something painful, he wants to know what he gets in return :wah:

Men:rolleyes:

Gotta love em!

Bet you both have a blast

Even tripping over each other and giggling histerically is romantic!

I wanna see some pics too


Hi B,

don't think the pictures will be possible, he'll be sulking for a week.......... actually maybe that could be arranged...peace and quiet

I seriously believe he's well up for it, he'll probably enjoy it more than me but pretend to his big builder mates that i'm forcing him, hands tied into it!

SuzyB wrote: Hi B,

don't think the pictures will be possible, he'll be sulking for a week.......... actually maybe that could be arranged...peace and quiet

I seriously believe he's well up for it, he'll probably enjoy it more than me but pretend to his big builder mates that i'm forcing him, hands tied into it!


Sulking men

Almost as bad as a guy with the flu

Have fun!

SuzyB wrote: I seriously believe he's well up for it, he'll probably enjoy it more than me but pretend to his big builder mates that i'm forcing him, hands tied into it!Nobody's said what sort of dancing it is yet, Suzy. We need a description. That reminds me of something that's been bubbling under my mind for days now - a passage from Alec Guinness' diary-autobiography "My Name Escapes Me", I was going to ask you to explain something...To Lewes by car. Held up for forty minutes by roadworks on A27 at back of Brighton. Nothing to relieve the boredom - not even a single Builder's Cleavage in sight; last year there were many rosy blossoms to be glimpsed at roadsides, on scaffoldings or quivering alongside pneumatic drills.What does this term "Builder's Cleavage" denote? Have you any appropriate illustrations from your family album?

spot wrote: Nobody's said what sort of dancing it is yet, Suzy. We need a description. That reminds me of something that's been bubbling under my mind for days now - a passage from Alec Guinness' diary-autobiography "My Name Escapes Me", I was going to ask you to explain something...To Lewes by car. Held up for forty minutes by roadworks on A27 at back of Brighton. Nothing to relieve the boredom - not even a single Builder's Cleavage in sight; last year there were many rosy blossoms to be glimpsed at roadsides, on scaffoldings or quivering alongside pneumatic drills.What does this term "Builder's Cleavage" denote? Have you any appropriate illustrations from your family album?


sorry spot old pal i dont know any female builders :wah:

SuzyB wrote: Ah I couldn't do that to him :sneaky:



It's quite funny really, i was in bed for the last two days with a migraine, i came down last night and the first thing he said was have you found out when the dancing is



I reckon he just wants to see the fit women there scantily covered



Ps. The only reason i have anyone follow me in a supermarket is coz i've usually dropped items along the way!! :-5



i didn't say they fancied her that was a store detective merely doin his job:wah:

its all off i was innocently dancing with one of my buddies just having a laugh after loads of jack Daniels i must admit and then for absolutely for no reason sue grabs me and says if you ever dance like that again i will f in kill you and who says white men have no rhythm

jimbo wrote: its all off i was innocently dancing with one of my buddies just having a laugh after loads of jack Daniels i must admit and then for absolutely for no reason sue grabs me and says if you ever dance like that again i will f in kill you and who says white men have no rhythm


I really feel that i must defend myself, what Jim failed to mention was that he was doing a recital of a stripper surrounded by 20 year old girls!!!!! Honestly, it was my first night out in 6 weeks you'd think he'd be able to behave :-5 :-5

SuzyB wrote: I really feel that i must defend myself, what Jim failed to mention was that he was doing a recital of a stripper surrounded by 20 year old girls!!!!! Honestly, it was my first night out in 6 weeks you'd think he'd be able to behave :-5 :-5


i feel i must put the record straight for all mature (in age only) men everywhere it was a packed pub and i was only clowning around with a buddy doing a stupid dance this time i kept my clothes on there were a few 20 year old women but the pub has a mixed age group ,there were a group of other lads at the other end of the bar dancing and cheering as well OK i do admit i started it



i really do put the fool into full Monty



besides it would of been a total waste of jack Daniels not to play up act like a drunken fool (again) and generally enjoy myself so if it was a bit embarrassing for sue , she can always let me out on my own I'll come home by sun up :sneaky:

SuzyB wrote: Ah I couldn't do that to him

quite funny really, i was in bed for the last two days with a migraine, i came down last night and the first thing he said was have you found out when the dancing is :-3

I reckon he just wants to see the fit women there scantily covered

Ps. The only reason i have anyone follow me in a supermarket is coz i've usually dropped items along the way!! :-5


Hey why don't you book Jim a couple of dancing lessons on his own to get his confidence up and when he feels a lot more confident he could then join you for your joint latin lessons .

Hamster wrote: Jimbo-a man who can dance is the hottest thing since sliced bread!! I can never get a man to really dance with me-you know..just for the sake of dancing and not wanting anything else!!



Have a look at what's going on in the "Dirty dancing" thread if you want any more evidence of what women think!!




Sliced bread is hot ? I wonder if thats why I keep finding crumbs in bed

There you go NOMAD can dance. It is true there is nothing more appealing than a man that knows how to dance. :-4

You don't have to be perfect at it just got to have rhythm. You will be suprised at how much fun it is. come on Jimbo you can do this, and you might even like it.

[QUOTE]Sliced bread is hot ? I wonder if thats why I keep finding crumbs in bed [/QUOTE]