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make the neighbors that you mix with polo yuppie hooray Henry crowd



by buying a pair of wellingtons covering them in horse sh*t and leave them by the front door :sneaky:

you could improve on your new found social status further by buying a dead



pheasant from the butcher and scatter liberally spent shotgun cartridges over



the garden thus implying that you are in with the shooting set as well

also you could further rub into the neighbors noses that you really do move in



social circles that are clearly beyond them



by driving to a posh well to do part of town going through there bins (trash



cans) getting all the empty bottles of expensive champagne brandy and



other bottles out



drive to the bottle bank ( bottle recycling center ) wait till your neighbor



shows up to recycle his cheap plonk wine bottles casually push in front of



him muttering things like oh a 57 what a good year



for added affect you can wear (optional ) said wellingtons covered in horse



sh*t whilst liberally dropping spent shotgun cartridges and you could have



pheasant feathers dropping every where



a handy hint for our American friends a deers head a bears paw or few bald



eagle feathers could also give added effect :sneaky: :sneaky:

:wah: Good one Jimbo

:wah: Wow Jimbo you sure have a creative mind hehehe, loving your ideas!!

i am as we speak consuming vast quantities of heinz baked beans ,

cabbage , pickled onions, Curry and eggs to convince the neighbours that our bog standard hot tub is really a top of the range whirl pool jacuzzi :sneaky: :sneaky:

Your suggestions are perfect, jimbo, save for the appallingly low accent birth has imposed upon you. The "Ow" sound does not exist at all in the circles you wish to emulate. Change the pheasant to grouse, to begin with, but speak of them invariably as grice. Scatter the feathers at the doorstep of your mansion but call it your hice. Your manoevers with the empty shotgun cartridges are ideal but refer in passing to the cow which took some pellets - pronounced kye. Damned folly and all that, but it has to be done.

Oh - and never drop the children at a creche, you must own to a live-in nanny at least. A creche can only be the result of two Range-Rovers colliding on your drive.

brilliant spot , now thats the kinda response i've been waiting for :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:



right then pimms o'clock ,talley ho , whot whot, bottoms up(painted or otherwise) horar

after the neighbors have seen me in my calvins thats nothing snoozy:wah:



there is a joke about cacked eye there some where but i'm not sayin it

Pinky wrote: Eau, come orn nye, storp taking the marks and sparks ayt of may s7itty wellies!:D




pinky i never realized you were a Gordie till now :wah: :wah:

:sneaky: my partner as we speak is rubbing a honey bee on my now swollen lips i will of course be walking



round the neighborhood later complaining bitterly that my exclusive collagen



injections are very painful:sneaky:

:sneaky: i off course will make sure my face remains motion less as i talk and make doubly



sure not to frown for if i do they will be able to tell my boasts about having



botox are a complete fabrication :sneaky:

:wah: Hahaha I can just imagine now that you will be the main source of talk and gossip all around your neighbourhood now Jimbo!

SnoozeControl wrote: what the well-off do in the US is to paint their bottoms and leave the imprints on car windows all up and down their streets.


Are you saying I can get Snoozies ass print all over my windshield?

Bring it on! :guitarist

pinky does becks know about this :sneaky:

i have resisted the jokes about spicing up your love life ect :wah: