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you ever did ?

And I dont mean short sheeting your little brother, or knocking a little girl down and stealing her Halloween candy. And Im not talking about running your neighbors puppy over then pretending you dont know anything about it.

I want to hear the really bad stuff.

Ok, go ahead now.

Nomad wrote: you ever did ?

And I dont mean short sheeting your little brother, or knocking a little girl down and stealing her Halloween candy. And Im not talking about running your neighbors puppy over then pretending you dont know anything about it.

I want to hear the really bad stuff.

Ok, go ahead now.


I think I can honestly say "nothing".

There are many, many, things I am embarressed by and ashamed of (pinching a sweet from the counter as a kid, not having spoken up when I should have, taking a cut when selling on to a friend etc) but I cannot think of anything of the order you're describing.

I forgot to turn my homework in one day in 5th grade.........................

Snooze was that you?? I saw you on the 6 o'clock news..:wah: :wah:

[QUOTE]Or robbing the local Wells Fargo at gunpoint while wearing a Ronald Reagan mask?[/QUOTE]

I have been an angel all my life, never done a mean thing to anyone..:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

SnoozeControl wrote: You mean like murdering my first husband by putting ground glass in his food?



Or taking photos of my boss through a window while he's having sex with someone other than his wife, and then blackmailing him for all the money in his retirement account?



Or robbing the local Wells Fargo at gunpoint while wearing a Ronald Reagan mask?




Right ! Right on thats the kind of dirt Im looking for. Spill your beans, Nomad will listen.

Well except for the time in high school when I was drunk and put my 50 chevy in reverse and broke Charles Anthony's leg.. Poor guy never walked the same again..:driving:

Well, my ex-husband was a real ROTTER! After months of planning my tactics, I convinced him I was too horrible to continue living with and he left, taking quite a few valuables along with him.

Not too long after that, he received a letter from the IRS. (Yes...he cheated on his taxes.) And (guess what?) I "accidentally" opened the letter and found he was being audited and was directed to appear on a certain date at a certain time, or consequences would be severe.

And, yes, I "accidentally" lost the letter and forgot to call & tell him about it.

:wah:

Since I'm not in the least little bit ashamed of this, I suppose it's not "the absolute worst thing."

Ok I think were getting off to a good start here. I sense however this is just the tip of the iceberg so to speak. Nomad is listening and Nomad cares.

(I tried to break that ice, metaphorically speaking.) (You may thank me now.)

Lulu2 wrote: (I tried to break that ice, metaphorically speaking.) (You may thank me now.)


Ill thank you to tell me what really happened in the desert with those yerts and yaks

Cmon now lets get it all out in the open

Nomad has got your back

Snoozie....Was that just before, or just after, the burning bag of poo?

Nomad...you've lived on the steppes. What happens there...stays there!

SnoozeControl wrote: When I was 15, I took a dump on someone's front porch.




and ?..........

what was that all about ?

Ok, I'll tell it,lol

After an employee tried and failed to take me and company too the EEOC. I waited several months, and reported her to infernal revenue. And they got her on fraud for the past 12yrs.

I never told anyboy but you guys and my dog.:sneaky:

Your secret is safe with us!

Nomad is listening and Nomad understands.

Unload that heavy burden youve been heaving around.

(Hmmm...Nomad listens; Nomad understands; Nomad drafts his book????):sneaky:

Hmm, there was one time I had an old boyfriend, he looked alot like Elvis too. He went into a bar to drink with his croonies, and I followed along, even though at my tender young age I shouldn't have been in such an establishment. By the time we were all served our liquor, and partying on, some chics tried to cut in on my guy. Well, one thing led to another, and a cat fight ensued, with me tossing the chics on the pool table and breaking it. The barkeep, well, he was pretty mad at me and wanted to toss me out, but I told him I was underage-he couldn't do that! Someone ratted to the cops, and before the nightsticks started flashing I slipped out the back and took a spot across the street and watched the whole joint get carted off in the paddy wagon.

chonsigirl wrote: Hmm, there was one time I had an old boyfriend, he looked alot like Elvis too. He went into a bar to drink with his croonies, and I followed along, even though at my tender young age I shouldn't have been in such an establishment. By the time we were all served our liquor, and partying on, some chics tried to cut in on my guy. Well, one thing led to another, and a cat fight ensued, with me tossing the chics on the pool table and breaking it. The barkeep, well, he was pretty mad at me and wanted to toss me out, but I told him I was underage-he couldn't do that! Someone ratted to the cops, and before the nightsticks started flashing I slipped out the back and took a spot across the street and watched the whole joint get carted off in the paddy wagon.



:D




And youve been living with this all these yrs. Nomad understands how it is.

(HIGH-FIVES Chonsi!)

Lulu2 wrote: (HIGH-FIVES Chonsi!)




Encourager.

So I wanna know what it is/was Nomad has done.



As for me, can't think of anything.

NOMAD: "Encourager."



(WHAT? Sheesh...she's been carrying this burden for a long time and now she comes clean, so to speak. I'm applauding her courage, that's all!) :sneaky:

Sheryl wrote: So I wanna know what it is/was Nomad has done.





As for me, can't think of anything.


Ill ask him when I see him.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]Ill ask him when I see him.[/QUOTE]

Arrrgggggggggjjjj///I got myself banned off of a forum. I was not nice

:d :d

Oooooops, I lost it. I sometimes tend to take things a little too personally and times like that, the reply isn't alway nice....more like how dare you. However I am working on that and a few people in here will help me.

chonsigirl wrote: :d :d


WHAT IS THIS ? IS IT CODE ? ADMIN !!!

Relax Nomad:wah: It muz be : D : D meaning Thas code for funny boy:wah:

No. Something is fishy, d:d: my royal arse ! Fess up sis !

Nomad wrote: No. Something is fishy, d:d: my royal arse ! Fess up sis !


00 Dere' s Royal Arse mebbe

ok so I thought of something.



I once almost got arrested on Christmas night for verbally jumping all over the hooch who had almost ruined my marriage. Yea I was real stupid and pulled up there even with the cop on the parking lot.

Mmmm hmmm....I knew there was another Sheryl hiding in there.

"Mad Sheryl"

more like a dumb a$$ Sheryl at that time. :rolleyes:

When I was 14 this lady at McDonald made me so mad behind the counter, that after I ate I went into the bathroom and purposely missed the toilet. I didnt have to do a number 1 either. I feel really horrible about to this day. But, hey, you asked.

SnoozeControl wrote: When I was 15, I took a dump on someone's front porch.


I just saw this when I went bacl through. I knew we were alike.

Hehehe wow I can't believe that you guys were all such rebels!! :wah:

OK, Nomad, I will tell you about the bodies buried under the evergreen tree in my yard ONLY if you promise not to tell a soul!!

WOOO, HOOOO! I am learning all KINDS of things from this thread!



(Note to self...do NOT **** off these WIMMIN!)

(Another note to self...do NOT try to write **** here.)

(Third note to self...research synonyms for ****....whizz? urinate? tinkle?)