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Adult Resignation



I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple.

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible.

So....here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause, "Tag! You're it."

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

Ummm........I was supposed to stop ?

Actually, I was the one right next to you...at the table with the sign that read:

Psychiatric Help 5 cents

Would we not trade it all in, for childhood bliss again.....................I would.

I want to go to my grandmother's house in the country, find a fat stick, pick up some rocks from her driveway and pretend I am Mickey Mantle hitting the winning grand slam in the bottom of the ninth in game seven of the World Series.

Your resignation is accepted.

Now run along and play dear.

Is this the children's romm? :-3 Can I come in:-4

children?...................Child-ren?!....................................CHILDREN!You obviosely have way too much time on your hands.Have you done your home work? if so then you need too do your chores and take your bath.

:mad:

C'mon, here are all the children singing. Join in

http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_con ... babies.swf

Bath night was last night.

It is Sunday, there is no school today.........................nanny nanny, time to play.............

weber wrote: C'mon, here are all the children singing. Join in



http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_con ... babies.swf


:wah: That was funny, Weber.

GET BACK HERE!...................................Don't make me GET UP!

YOU HAVE TOO COME HOME SOMETIME................................????

*eating lots of candy in the shade of the oak tree*

I got enough food to last for awhile........................

Does anyone want to play "doctor?"

Lulu2 wrote: Does anyone want to play "doctor?"


NO - you broke yours off! :p

I didn't do it:-3

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