Reverse Interview

NutnHoney · Post by **NutnHoney** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:27 pm

Accountable wrote: We need a new euphamism. Any ideas?

Cable modem

Can I connect it to a laptop computer?

Navigation Bar

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:33 pm

What's the name of a place people can drink and learn to chart their way home?

Tattle tale

NutnHoney · Post by **NutnHoney** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:38 pm

Lulu2 wrote: What's the name of a place people can drink and learn to chart their way home?

Tattle tale

Has anyone down-loaded their song's? :guitarist

Intelligent~~

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:40 am

What do you think of me? :rolleyes:

Fighter Wing

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 1:51 pm

Accountable wrote: What do you think of me? :rolleyes:

Fighter Wing

What do you call the right wing of an eagle?

Sand Dune

NutnHoney · Post by **NutnHoney** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:25 pm

[QUOTE=Accountable]What do you think of me? :rolleyes:

:yh_rotfl

NutnHoney · Post by **NutnHoney** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:53 pm

Grumpaz wrote: What do you call the right wing of an eagle?

Sand Dune

Nice to meet you Grumpaz!:)

What is deeply curved in a region of abundant sand?:-3

Thermometer~

weber · Post by **weber** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:55 pm

NutnHoney wrote: Nice to meet you Grumpaz!:)

What is deeply curved in a region of abundant sand?:-3

Thermometer~

What is that thing that nobody better try to shove up my a$$

turban

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:11 pm

A. A turban

Q. What's all that fabric for that's bunched up in the backseat of your jeep?

Don't forget... these are Questions. Not statements. It's a reverse Interview.

A. It's a paradise

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:56 am

What're those things called you play craps with??

Iron ore.

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:28 am

koochikoo wrote: Toucan

How many people can have sex in a compact car?

wildfire

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:30 am

Marie5656 wrote: How many people can have sex in a compact car?

wildfire

What do you get with a sexually active match.

Bowl

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:32 am

YZGI wrote:

Bowl

What the men sometimes miss if they do not put the lid up.

wicker

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:35 am

Marie5656 wrote: What the men sometimes miss if they do not put the lid up.

wicker

What do you call a nagging wiccan?

Pencil

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:08 pm

YZGI wrote: What do you call a nagging wiccan?

Pencil

What do constipated mathmaticians stick in their ear to work things out?

Barbed Wire

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:11 pm

Pinky wrote: What was the crappiest film ever?

bunny currants

What's a nice name for those little black balls underneath the bunny hutch?

Meadow muffins.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:14 pm

What does zinky call sheep in the field?

cheetoes

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:47 pm

cheetoes

What do you get when an Asian has energetic toes?

A flatulent man.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:01 pm

Why are you mad at me? I loaned you my spare tire, for cryin' out loud!

Soft Rocks

Rain · Post by **Rain** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 6:06 pm

Soft Rocks

What do you get when you chew pop rocks?

Fire!

theia · Post by **theia** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:33 am

Rain;411311 wrote: Soft Rocks

What do you get when you chew pop rocks?

Fire!

What the point of rubbing two sticks together??

spectacle

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:31 am

What would you call a massive firework display?

Bloody nose !

Jazzy · Post by **Jazzy** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:02 am

G#Gill;1286379 wrote: What would you call a massive firework display?

Bloody nose !

That's what you get for sticking your nose in other peoples business!

Fat Chance

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:52 am

Jazzy;1286440 wrote: That's what you get for sticking your nose in other peoples business!

Fat Chance

What's the name of the owner of the Last Chance Saloon & All-You-Can-Eat- Buffet?

Snap, crackle and pop.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:19 am

Zapata;1286549 wrote: Snap, crackle and pop.

What's the familiar name of the cereal of which I've got an unopened packet in my cupboard and whose sell by date is nearly expired and which I'll have to throw away and feel guilty about the waste?

Eleven

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:57 am

theia;1317065 wrote: What's the familiar name of the cereal of which I've got an unopened packet in my cupboard and whose sell by date is nearly expired and which I'll have to throw away and feel guilty about the waste?

Eleven
You've seen me bum? How would you rate it, 1 to 10?

Practically all the time!

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:41 pm

Accountable;1317074 wrote: You've seen me bum? How would you rate it, 1 to 10?

Practically all the time!

How often do you gaze lovingly and admiringly at yourself in the mirror, or in a shop window?

How really perceptive of you

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:03 pm

You're just saying that to be nice, aren't you?

This Tuesday or maybe 2017.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:43 pm

When will I be able to go off this diet?

It was something that was in the backyard last night.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:46 pm

Oh, what lovely jewelry!

Penelope Pauline Peppercockle. She worked at a pet shop ... pruning poodles.

theia · Post by **theia** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:29 pm

Accountable;1320214 wrote: Oh, what lovely jewelry!

Penelope Pauline Peppercockle. She worked at a pet shop ... pruning poodles.

Okay, you tell me you have an amazing wit, an insurpassable sense of humour and that you've given hundreds of after dinner speeches. Give me an example.

Conscientious.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:49 am

Now that your speech therapy has helped you conquer your lisp, what is your favorite word?

Talent, Colorado.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:38 am

Accountable;1320291 wrote: Now that your speech therapy has helped you conquer your lisp, what is your favorite word?

Talent, Colorado.

Who struck you off their books after only one performance

flying horse

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:03 am

Yes, that American Indian tribe really loved you. What was that name they gave you?

One blue eye.

theia · Post by **theia** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:52 am

Accountable;1320446 wrote: Yes, that American Indian tribe really loved you. What was that name they gave you?

One blue eye.

Take three blue eyes away from four blue eyes and what are you left with?

History, I would think

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:42 am

What are your fondest memories? :sneaky:

Sorry, that must've been someone else.

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:39 am

Accountable;1320578 wrote: What are your fondest memories? :sneaky:

Sorry, that must've been someone else.

Has therapy helped you to start taking responsibility for yourself?

Old age

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:49 am

theia;1320675 wrote: Has therapy helped you to start taking responsibility for yourself?

Old age

What is that condition called when you can fall asleep in mid sentence?

Into the wild blue yonder.

theia · Post by **theia** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:41 am

Zapata;1320697 wrote: What is that condition called when you can fall asleep in mid sentence?

Into the wild blue yonder.

Where would you go if you were offered your holiday of a lifetime, all expenses paid?

Carefully, of course

Snowfire · Post by **Snowfire** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:37 am

How do hedgehogs make love ?

three maybe four times a day

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:05 pm

AUGH!! How many times do I have to tell you??

Priceless.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:18 pm

Accountable;1320797 wrote: AUGH!! How many times do I have to tell you??

Priceless.

How is Lesster Price listed in the phone book?

Abba dabba dabba

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:33 pm

After that first kiss ...... what did he say?

Jumping.

theia · Post by **theia** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:55 am

Accountable;1320816 wrote: After that first kiss ...... what did he say?

Jumping.

What was Jack Flash's first name?

Over the top

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:48 am

I like to tie my cardigan around my waist. How do you wear yours?

Pigeon poop.

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:12 pm

Accountable;1320927 wrote: I like to tie my cardigan around my waist. How do you wear yours?

Pigeon poop.

How would you best describe blue cheese dressing?

stairway

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:52 pm

What's your favorite way to have sex?

Shepherdess, to begin with.

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:03 pm

Accountable;1321007 wrote: What's your favorite way to have sex?

Shepherdess, to begin with.

What does History tell us were some of the first names proposed for flight attendants?

While I tippy tippy toe through my garden.