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Just add it all up and give us a total. we don't need an itemized bill. tho that WOULD be interesting.

I'm worth $475.50

Smoked pot-- $10

Did acid-- $5

Ever had sex at church--$25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40

Meet someone on my space--$20

Had sex with someone on my space--$25

Had sex for money--$100

Vandalized something--$20

Had sex on your parents bed--$10

Crossed dressed--$10

Given money to stripper--$25

Been in love with a stripper--$20

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work--$15

Ever drive drunk--$20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk-$50

Used toys while having sex--$30

Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before-- $20

Went skinny dipping-- $5

Had sex in a pool-- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10

Slept with someone of the same sex $20

Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10

Masturbated --$10

Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20

Given or Received "Roadhead" --$25

Prank called the cops-- $5

Stole something-- $10

Made a home video--$15

More than just the 2 of you--$50

Had sex in the wild--$20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex--$25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars--$20

Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25

Cried yourself to sleep-- $5

Cried during sex--$20

Been in love-- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time --$50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25

Went streaking-- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight --$15

Peed in the pool-- $0.50

Played spin the bottle-- $5

Done something you regret-- $20

Had a crush on your best friend--$5

Had sex with your best friend --$20

Had a crush on someone at work --$5

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Lied to your SO --$5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

490.50.



Yeah I know I peed in the pool.

$320.00 :wah:

YZGI wrote: 490.50.



Yeah I know I peed in the pool.
*note to self-decline offers to go swimming with YZGI*

Man oh man I'm only worth $192.00

WTF???

$445.00 :yh_whistl

SO WHY AM I ONLY WORTH UNDER 200 BUCKS?

You were a good girl??? *coughs* :sneaky:

Ocnbrz wrote: You were a good girl??? *coughs*


Mr. Breezy

I am DAMN GOOD! :sneaky: :guitarist

cherandbuster wrote: SO WHY AM I ONLY WORTH UNDER 200 BUCKS?


You can increase your value quickly by running out back and peeing in the pool.:wah:

Your damn good???







Oh really??? :driving: :wah:

YZGI wrote: You can increase your value quickly by running out back and peeing in the pool.:wah:


Thanks for the advice

I'd rather do something more devious and sexual :p

$305.00



Of course some of those could have been multiplied.

$570 ....

what's "roadhead"?

abbey wrote: what's "roadhead"?


Because I have no trouble being blunt

I'll tell you

It's giving or receiving oral sex in a moving vehicle :guitarist

cherandbuster wrote: Because I have no trouble being blunt



I'll tell you



It's giving or receiving oral sex in a moving vehicle :guitaristThanks hon, $575 then.

abbey wrote: Thanks hon, $575 then.


Oh you WILD WOMAN! :guitarist

195.00 - I've led a sheltered life with Cher

Uncle Kram wrote: 195.00 - I've led a sheltered life with Cher


Uncle Kram and I are going to live a sheltered life together :sneaky: :guitarist

Hehe Im worth $380.50. And just like YZGI I also peed in the pool.

Uncle Kram wrote: 195.00 - I've led a sheltered life with Cher
I hate to say it, but my sum is even lower then yours dear Unc'. I think I am only worth $125. Please don't move the decimal place any!

$245 ...not bad. :sneaky: ....not good.

chonsigirl wrote: I hate to say it, but my sum is even lower then yours dear Unc'. I think I am only worth $125. Please don't move the decimal place any!


Thank the Lord for that - I wasn't going to admit to my $140

$718,456,789.50 man that smoking pot,streaking and masturbation really adds up.

Oh wait are we just gonna count it once each? ok

$575.50:o

:-3 So is it just me that's,

A..Honest or

B..A Tart that peed in the pool.

390.50.

tmbsgrl wrote: I'm worth 715.00.. :-3 :eek:

Hussy :wah:

I have no idea. And then, a lady never tells. Brian - go fetch another couple of crates of Bolly please for these thirsty peasants!

$570

Oh boy, I'm worth $420.00

abbey wrote: -3 So is it just me that's,

A..Honest or

B..A Tart that peed in the pool.


It doesn't matter. See the "water recycling" thread!

I dont believe it!

I'm worth $520 boy that was some expensive weed I had.

Only done it once....HONEST. :wah:

I made it to $185 and sure as hell, I ain't swimmin' in the same pool as some of you.:-3 :guitarist

$401.50

Ladies are you lying?????

My score 565 - you only live once - and it was fun..

Patsy

$55.50. :yh_glasse slinks off

I just went and did the actual sum.. then I perved on what all the rest of you did. And hey, I'm really bad. If I go to Confession right now, and offload all those little indiscretions, can I set the calculator back to zero?????