X rated joke
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:01 pm
In the queue at Tesco a busty blonde catches a blokes eye, he can't believe she's looking at him, but she waves.
He asks "Do I know you"
She says "Yes I think your the father of one of my children"
He gulps, remembering his one and only act of infidelity, then asks " are you that stripper i had on the pool table on my stag do while your mate whipped me?
"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher"
He asks "Do I know you"
She says "Yes I think your the father of one of my children"
He gulps, remembering his one and only act of infidelity, then asks " are you that stripper i had on the pool table on my stag do while your mate whipped me?
"No" she replies "I'm your son's English teacher"