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Mine says, she's uses too much bleach and could do with dropping a few pounds.

Arnold :wah:



Mine says, oh no, not that steam cleaner again! :rolleyes:



I actually clean my toilet every day when the boy's here, I get a couple of days off at the weekends!

Luckily for it, mine says nothing...nothing at all!

Mine says, "While you're here, please get rid of that revolting blue mosaic type seat. You wouldn't wear it so why should I? I'm just a laughing stock with my friends"

Mine say's men of the house put the seat down to stop the ladies slamming it down in temper!!!! Ps Boys your a S*** shot!!!!

Mine says "Clean me, please."

Arnold wins..:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

[QUOTE]Aarrrggghhh !! GET OFF YOU FAT BASTARD

Only more muffled than that[/QUOTE]

Mine says " NOBODY is that full of crap.

mine says i am all girl, perfumes, lotions, potions, exotic soaps and everything in white. plus makeup i spent a fortune on and never use! :rolleyes:

Mine says, "Your family is a bunch of slobs who won't hang up their towels, put away the various bath and body stuff, etc. Now clean me again for no reason."

I guess my bathroom is a reflection of my personality: neat, ordered and clean! Everything is in its place.**

Oh yeah, except for the *tons* of long dark hair I find in every corner and crevice! You'd think I'd be bald by now :rolleyes:

**remember, I don't have children, so this is much easier

Obviously maried ............ and whipped

As I clean more than Mr.Muscle, you could eat your dinner off my toilet, so I often do

Mine says thanks for changing the Harpic! hehehe

Mine says. Nobody likes me, Everyone is either pissin all over me or giving me crap all day.

Mine is wide open-mouthed laughing when I go in, says "Thanks for dropping in", and carries on laughing when I leave.

Mine says....treat me nice or you won't get your deposit back from the landlord when you move on !!!!

i think by over whelming evidense maybe i should stand a bit closer (its cold in my toilet):wah:



and that maybe i tend to sit a little to one side

jimbo wrote: i think by over whelming evidense maybe i should stand a bit closer (its cold in my toilet):wah:



and that maybe i tend to sit a little to one side :yh_sick :yh_rotfl

Marie5656 wrote: Mine says "Clean me, please."


Talking of which, if you're a guest at somebody's house, for a quieter more discrete poo with no evidence of use, a few strategically placed tissues around the bowl and in the water BEFORE use should suffice. It works - I'm not talking c**p!!

What does your loo say about you?







The Tidy bowl man resides in my terlet. He speaks to me when I visit. We talk about all kinds of things, sports, politics. If I have nothing better to do we play board games. It used to creep me out....a little man in a boat underneath me screaming "HEY ! WATCH OUT !!!"

Now hes just part of the family.

OpenMind wrote: Mine is wide open-mouthed laughing when I go in, says "Thanks for dropping in", and carries on laughing when I leave.


Mine says "OMG get ready, here SHE comes again" and then "Phew I'm so glad she's gone but I wish she'd take peeeeeeeuuuuuuuu with her":D Don't know how to spell it as in stink

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Holly S**T..!!

[QUOTE]The Tidy bowl man resides in my terlet. He speaks to me when I visit. We talk about all kinds of things, sports, politics. If I have nothing better to do we play board games. It used to creep me out....a little man in a boat underneath me screaming "HEY ! WATCH OUT !!!"

Now hes just part of the family.[/QUOTE]

weinbeck wrote: Talking of which, if you're a guest at somebody's house, for a quieter more discrete poo with no evidence of use, a few strategically placed tissues around the bowl and in the water BEFORE use should suffice. It works - I'm not talking c**p!!
But MOST importantly, Remember to flush

I may be a little weird, but if I ever get to the stage when I believe my loo is talking to me, or about me - I'll check myself into detox immediately. Hic !

I think my bathroom is happy with the new frilly burgundy shower curtains (I LOVE them, they have a satiny look to them!!!). But it keeps telling me to TRAIN THE REPEAT OFFENDERS WHO LEAVE THE SEAT UP :-5

Oh, and it's recently asked for a furry seat cover :-4

i have the same problem my thoughtless girlfriend keeps leaving it down i know its no big thing and it only takes a second to put it up but i really need to tell every one about it , my god women are so thoughtless they keep costing me a split second of my life to put the seat up :-5



if its down and you want it up put it up



and if its up you want it down put it down end of :rolleyes:



it takes a split second

Yah, that works if you're awake enough to turn on the lights and check the status of the seat. If you crawl in there in the middle of the night on automatic pilot, eyes sticky and bladder bursting, and plunk down just to get your butt wet, it ain't that pleasant.

ha ha that's funny but whats worse getting your but wet on cold china or getting your butt wet on a warm toilet seat where some inconsiderate man :rolleyes: has used the loo before you and has not realised some idiot has put the seat down :wah: :wah:

Plunk down on the toilet in our house and you'll find yourself sitting on the lid. We keep it closed, so everybody has to lift something.

sorry guys i always put the seat dowm its really not a big deal for me :wah:



besides if my girlfriends not happy she makes sure i'm not happy



so if keeping the seat down keeps her happy then so be it



its just so quite on this site today i might actually go and have a real person



to person conversation like we did in the old days

AussiePam wrote: I may be a little weird, but if I ever get to the stage when I believe my loo is talking to me, or about me - I'll check myself into detox immediately. Hic !


Now Pam

you are the smart one. The rest of us OFF TO DETOX:driving: