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barnacles have the largest penis in relation to their size of any animal...

That one returns for a repeat performance because I like saying it..

:wah: "Repeat performance." You're funny, Zinky and I like that.



Did you know that tapioca comes from the cassava or "spurge" plant in South America? It took me the longest time to find out where that stuff comes from.



ps- I love bats too!! :-4

RedGlitter wrote: :wah: "Repeat performance." You're funny, Zinky and I like that.



Did you know that tapioca comes from the cassava or "spurge" plant in South America? It took me the longest time to find out where that stuff comes from.



ps- I love bats too!! :-4


Bats luv tapioca glitter...

"barnacles have the largest penis in relation to their size of any animal..."



Perhaps....however....only three animals copulate face-to-face....bonobos, humans and armadillos.

In order for the armadillo to reach the "goal," his penis needs to reach under HIS body, under HER body, and into the appropriate area to do the appropriate job.

Therefore, his penis needs to be considerably longer than his body.

He carries it COILED under his belly....it looks almost FEATHERY.

Quite impressive for such a little dude.

zinkyusa wrote: Bats luv tapioca glitter...


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Lulu2 wrote: "barnacles have the largest penis in relation to their size of any animal..."





Perhaps....however....only three animals copulate face-to-face....bonobos, humans and armadillos.



In order for the armadillo to reach the "goal," his penis needs to reach under HIS body, under HER body, and into the appropriate area to do the appropriate job.



Therefore, his penis needs to be considerably longer than his body.



He carries it COILED under his belly....it looks almost FEATHERY.



Quite impressive for such a little dude.


Coiled?? Dang! Thank gosh men aren't like that. Can you imagine the way they would unfurl that thing? My apologies to the men here. I was out of line. It'll probably happen again.



What is a bonobo?

Ahhhh....bonobos are our nearest genetic relative. They're sometimes (improperly) called "pygmy chimps." Bonobos are fascinating, because they use sex to "smooth" nearly every interaction among their group members....m/m, f/f, m/f, adult/child....you name it.

If, for example, YOU (as a bonobo girl) have some delicious fruit, I (as another bonobo girl) might initiate sex with you, so you'd share that fruit with me. Everyone "knows" everyone.....

I'm focusing only on the most salacious element of their behavior, of course, because it's interesting. We do share over 98% of our DNA.