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Well, I'd like to start, but not talk.

Gotta leave now for a bit.

Well, you got MY attention! I love sex! Certainly it's the best way I know to spend a rainy afternoon....or a sunny one.

Nothing beats GOOD SEX

OK, we all agree we love sex...

Let's Talk Sex, Shall We? Erm, why?

"Friends, Relationships, & Advice Need help? Ask for it. Serious Discussions Only."

Is it really possible to have "bad" sex?

Lulu2 wrote: Is it really possible to have "bad" sex?
HAH yes!!!

What's "bad" sex, anyway?

flopstock wrote: Well, I was going to put up a poll- but i guess I needed to do that when i created the threads, eh?


It would be reasonable to start a new thread for that poll, then. How far should

we go?

Ahhh...she wants DETAILS! Well...that's different, isn't it? :wah:

Lulu2 wrote: What's "bad" sex, anyway?


Sex with no spice, or variety, no passion, no lust, no intrigue.... gawd it could go on and on

Lulu2 wrote: What's "bad" sex, anyway?


Where you don't want it, or there's something else wrong.

flopstock wrote: Well, you certainly don't have to, Bill. Then again, why do we talk about anything here?


You read the forum title and description, then?

minks wrote: Sex with no spice, or variety, no passion, no lust, no intrigue.... gawd it could go on and on


Sometimes it can!

flopstock wrote: Well, I was going to put up a poll- but i guess I needed to do that when i created the threads, eh?



Anyhoot... favorite position, time of day, number of partners, biggest pleasant surprise, biggest unpleasant surprise, disappointments, most times you've been 'put over the top' in a single day(and how many times that was done by someone else) ever try same sex, group sex, selfsex...etc..



feel free to expand on any of these:sneaky: ..


sure let me give it a whirl with you points here

position hmmm they are all good, again variety is key, time of the day - morning

number of partners do you mean at one time ahahaha or in a life time ok I a going for life time... lets just say a handful, pleasant surprise hmmmmm a man who hasn't had sex for ages... seems insatiable, unpleasant surprise none yet, disappointment egads a man who doesn't get an erection all the time, ahahaha most times over the top in a single day yikes maybe 4 times, ahhh done by someone else all 4 times (same someone else ahahahaha

No shall not ever try same sex, or group sex not my thing, self or solo sex heck yes, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do some times.

flopstock wrote: Well, I was going to put up a poll- but i guess I needed to do that when i created the threads, eh?



Anyhoot... favorite position, time of day, number of partners, biggest pleasant surprise, biggest unpleasant surprise, disappointments, most times you've been 'put over the top' in a single day(and how many times that was done by someone else) ever try same sex, group sex, selfsex...etc..



feel free to expand on any of these:sneaky: ..


Well, lets address each issue in turn:

1. Favourite posistion: Doggie, missionary equally.

2. Time of day: Any

3. Number of partners: Aint tellin';)

4.Bigest pleasent suprise: It works!

5. Biggest unpleasent suprise: It dosn't work!

6 biggest disappointment: see 5.

7. Times over the top? eh?

8. try same sex: aint tellin'

9. Self sex: often!!:wah:

Why do men have a thing about the couch (sofa) on a Sunday afternoon

flopstock wrote: I'm missing something here Bill? Or don't you think sex is a pretty important part of a relationship? Or that choosing to discuss it with friends here, is serious enough?



I don't know about the rest of you, but I take sex as seriously as some folks take their religion..


As for me, I repeat what I said in the beginning, I like having it, doing it but the details are private. Thas just me:guitarist

Oooooooops, didn't read the title right.

It does say "talk" about sex so I shouldn't be here>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I used to be a dirty bitch ..now i'm just a bitch :yh_bigsmi :yh_bigsmi

flopstock wrote: tilted missionary..


tilted??

can ya put up a poll, so our answers remain anonymous???

(This was in my email...I thought of this thread.)

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

*sigh*

I ain't got nothing to talk about, since it's a nonentity in my household anymore.

Do I miss it?

Yeah.

Does my husband realize these things?

No, he is a child, he doesn't know about these things anymore.:-1

Pinky wrote: Can I just say, all admiration to Woppy.

He's been the only guy that is brave enough to post on here!!!

C'mon chicken s$its...
yeah!

the guys hardly ever contribute to these threads....:yh_chickn

Favorite position- on top

Time of day- afternoon

# of partners- 3

Biggest Pleasent surprise- actually discovering the spot

biggest unpleasent surprise- let's just say it was a VERY unpleasant surprise

Disappointments- i dunno

Same Sex- I've kissed another girl does that count?

Group sex or Orgi- 3some once.

Self Sex- haven't in a while, but yea have done it.



:o

Ok was thinking bout it and I know now what my biggest dissappointment was.

It was my first time. Was in the guys room, he on's top huffing and puffing. Then he stops and asks me if I'm sure I'm a virgin. I was like yea why?? He sais well don't it hurt, I thought it hurt the first time for girls. to which I replied, I didn't even know you had done anything yet. :rolleyes:

woppy71 wrote: Well, lets address each issue in turn:

1. Favourite posistion: Doggie, missionary equally.

2. Time of day: Any

3. Number of partners: Aint tellin';)

4.Bigest pleasent suprise: It works!

5. Biggest unpleasent suprise: It dosn't work!

6 biggest disappointment: see 5.

7. Times over the top? eh?

8. try same sex: aint tellin'

9. Self sex: often!!:wah:


1. Have'nt found a bad position but will keep trying.

2. easy one, any time day or night

3. About a dozen I think

4.Oral sex

5.Almost going in too far south

6.Can't remember one

7.Once in college 4 times in about five hours with this little mexican girl --er I'll stop there

8.Not a chance

9.Ive gotten pretty good at it. Plan on getting even better

Sheryl wrote: Ok was thinking bout it and I know now what my biggest dissappointment was.

It was my first time. Was in the guys room, he on's top huffing and puffing. Then he stops and asks me if I'm sure I'm a virgin. I was like yea why?? He sais well don't it hurt, I thought it hurt the first time for girls. to which I replied, I didn't even know you had done anything yet. :rolleyes:
was he hung like a cocktail weinie or he just didn't know where he was supposed to put it????

flopstock wrote: let me be delicate here...:wah:



yeah, okay... your butt is elevated on a pillow or two -if you don't have the ones made special for this...imagine yourself going down the slide backward on your back when you were a child...and then he assumes the position..



I've discovered, that for me at least - this creates an entry that is direct and to the 'spot' ...
ahhh...sounds good.....:sneaky:

sunny104 wrote: was he hung like a cocktail weinie or he just didn't know where he was supposed to put it????


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl let's go with curtain 1

1. Favourite posistion: guy on top

2. Time of day: morning or night or really anytime....

3. Number of partners: 7

4.Bigest pleasent suprise: boys in general...:-4

5. Biggest unpleasent suprise: smegma wash that thing!

6 biggest disappointment: married sex.....just kidding....none really....

7. Times over the top? times in one day? maybe 2 or 3....

8. try same sex: nope, no interest, I love men too much!

9. Self sex: :yh_angel