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Making his way down a lonely country lane, a policeman stumbles across a man, tied naked to a tree. In a distressed state he tells the copper that whilst driving his boss' Rolls, he decided to give a lift to two girl hitch hikers who offered him a drink which he had, not realising it was spiked. The next thing he knew, he'd been stripped naked, tied to the tree, and the Rolls and all his belongings stolen, leaving him stranded there. The copper then smiles, and starts stroking the man's ass.

"Hey, Man! What the hell do you think you're doing!" He cries out. He then screams and struggles as he feels something hard pressing against his butt. (NOT his truncheon!) Breathing heavily as he drops his trousers, the copper purrs:"Just not your day, is it!":D :wah:

lol........