Hillbilly Love Makin
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:21 pm
A hillbilly got married, and on his wedding night he calls his
father for advice on what to do since he had never been intimate with a
woman before.
"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"
Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied:
"Take her clothes off and then you both get in bed."
The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says:
"She's nekid and we're in bed. What do I do now?"
Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, his dad
asked:
"Did you take your clothes off, too?"
"No." the son replies:
"Well, take your clothes off and get back in bed with her."
The son calls back a few minutes later and says:
"We're both nekid and inbed. What do I do now?"
The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls!
"Look, Son , do I have to spell everything out?
Just stick the hardest thing on your body where she pees!"
The son calls again a minute later.
"Ok, Pa! I've got my head in the toilet bowl...
Now what?"
father for advice on what to do since he had never been intimate with a
woman before.
"We're in the bedroom, Pa. What do we do now?"
Thinking that nature will take its course, the father replied:
"Take her clothes off and then you both get in bed."
The hillbilly calls his dad 5 minutes later and says:
"She's nekid and we're in bed. What do I do now?"
Knowing his son wasn't the brightest crayon in the box, his dad
asked:
"Did you take your clothes off, too?"
"No." the son replies:
"Well, take your clothes off and get back in bed with her."
The son calls back a few minutes later and says:
"We're both nekid and inbed. What do I do now?"
The father's patience is quickly running out, and he growls!
"Look, Son , do I have to spell everything out?
Just stick the hardest thing on your body where she pees!"
The son calls again a minute later.
"Ok, Pa! I've got my head in the toilet bowl...
Now what?"
