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Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:26 pm**

Auto-eroticism undoes driver

Fri Sep 8, 2006 3:53 PM BST

BRATISLAVA (Reuters) - A Slovak driver who crashed into a bus shocked rescuers who found him unconscious and half naked with a vacuum pump on his penis.

Police said the 42-year-old man, driving an old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice, had ignored a "give way" sign.

"It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving, it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it (the pump) was placed on his penis," police officer Peter Polak told Reuters.

"I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues," he added.

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.

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Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:38 pm**

Lol! What a w*nker! :wah: :wah:

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:40 pm**

Marie5656 wrote:

The man was taken to hospital with head injuries.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:50 pm**

Pinky wrote: LMAO!!!!!!

Maybe he got it stuck Abs!!!!:D:wah: I personally think this story sucks.

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:51 pm**

abbey wrote: :wah: I personally think this story sucks.

Gee

I was gonna say that IT BLOWS!!

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:01 pm**

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Inquiring minds want to know, was the pump battery operated or plugged in the the lighter in the car..?? Could have been injuries to both his heads...

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:04 pm**

Have you noticed Ladies not one Male member of FG has posted in this thread..:wah: :wah:

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:12 pm**

I think they are all sitting there, hanging onto thier willies for dear life....with a small part of them saying, hmm..cool.

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:21 pm**

flopstock wrote: The guy you caught picking his nose two cars over doesn't sound so bad now, does he ladies?:wah:

You never know flop, some guys are multi-talented. They can do things with each hand, while driving/steering with their knees! :p

:rolleyes:

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:26 pm**

flopstock wrote: I may have experienced that once or fifty times.... :wah:

I forgot to add, "so I've heard", not speaking from personal experiences!

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:27 pm**

cars wrote: You never know flop, some guys are multi-talented. They can do things with each hand, while driving/steering with their knees! :p

:rolleyes:I've heard of multi tasking but that takes the biscuit! :wah:

Posted: **Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:44 pm**

hahahaha..almost sucked the life out of him. :rolleyes: