Hollywood is worse than Tobacco
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:34 pm
This is my proof actors in Hollywood are worse than tobbaco
Lenardo DiCRAPio(the fourth Hanson sister)- yeah well it's his name to me! One more period piece about something I could give two $hits about from this guy and I'll be forced watch a Jean Claude Van Damme movie marathon before I drive my car off a cliff. The same goes for that aussie Russel Crowe!
Collin Farell- This dude keeps making movies, even though no one watches them, Hell I think the extra in scene two of the first act is more intresting than this guy!
Jaimie Fox- nah, to easy
Edward Norton- The freaking illusionist? this should be a movie about him making people think he's bankable! Top that David Coperfield!
Tom Cruise- Where do I start with this couch jumping, cradle robbing, four foot tall action star? He's four f@cking feet tall. he's supposed to be a bad ass? I guess he did accomplish the impossible! his next movie should be called "scientology and me-how to cram your religion down their throat!"
Mel Gibson- He hates Jews, He's a drunk, No I say,No. therein lies the truth, his carrer was over by the fourth Lethal Weapon!
Sly- Ok Rocky 6, Rambo 4, I swear to god if he does Judge Dred 2, or Oscar the second, I'll shot him myself!!!!
Jet Li- He's retiring from Kung Fu movies! Oh great that just means more crappy movies with Rappers! His next move "Break yo self Foo!" featuring Fifty Cent and young Jeezy!
Ben Affleck- This **** wins an Oscar? yeah that did wonders for him, Oh wait he was in that great movie Surving Christmas. I say the way he delivers his lines in his movies is unequvical proof he is illiterate. It must be Matt Damon behind his brains. That's safe!
Bruce Willis- Die Hard 4? What? do terrorists take over his Nursing home?
Look I could do this all day but you get the point. The sum of all these bad movies equals years of your life taken away that you could never get back. Watch at your own risk
Lenardo DiCRAPio(the fourth Hanson sister)- yeah well it's his name to me! One more period piece about something I could give two $hits about from this guy and I'll be forced watch a Jean Claude Van Damme movie marathon before I drive my car off a cliff. The same goes for that aussie Russel Crowe!
Collin Farell- This dude keeps making movies, even though no one watches them, Hell I think the extra in scene two of the first act is more intresting than this guy!
Jaimie Fox- nah, to easy
Edward Norton- The freaking illusionist? this should be a movie about him making people think he's bankable! Top that David Coperfield!
Tom Cruise- Where do I start with this couch jumping, cradle robbing, four foot tall action star? He's four f@cking feet tall. he's supposed to be a bad ass? I guess he did accomplish the impossible! his next movie should be called "scientology and me-how to cram your religion down their throat!"
Mel Gibson- He hates Jews, He's a drunk, No I say,No. therein lies the truth, his carrer was over by the fourth Lethal Weapon!
Sly- Ok Rocky 6, Rambo 4, I swear to god if he does Judge Dred 2, or Oscar the second, I'll shot him myself!!!!
Jet Li- He's retiring from Kung Fu movies! Oh great that just means more crappy movies with Rappers! His next move "Break yo self Foo!" featuring Fifty Cent and young Jeezy!
Ben Affleck- This **** wins an Oscar? yeah that did wonders for him, Oh wait he was in that great movie Surving Christmas. I say the way he delivers his lines in his movies is unequvical proof he is illiterate. It must be Matt Damon behind his brains. That's safe!
Bruce Willis- Die Hard 4? What? do terrorists take over his Nursing home?
Look I could do this all day but you get the point. The sum of all these bad movies equals years of your life taken away that you could never get back. Watch at your own risk
