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Wendybird wrote: Scented Tampax.



Why? :-2




Im glad you asked. Ive been hoping someone would.

Without getting technical

lets boil it down

in a nutshell

for that oh so fresh feeling :-6

Wendybird wrote: Fresh feeling is one thing but I don't think I want my lady bits smelling of petunias or lemons or whatever flavour they are marketing.

OK I did NOT mean flavour! :-3
yes you did. i like strawberry. in case anyone was curious.

I always enjoy when my handbag has that oh so fresh feeling

MyWay wrote: I always enjoy when my handbag has that oh so fresh feeling
you too!?!?? i wash my bag every day. periodically thru out the day i might even wipe it down with a moist towelette.

Wendybird wrote: Why was I expecting it to be kipper?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Bad birdie!
i'm terribly sorry luv, would you mind translating that into "Yank"

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kipper's not a type of fish is it?[/

Sorry. *slaps hand*

Bad Wolvie

MyWay wrote: I always enjoy when my handbag has that oh so fresh feeling


This could be a warning sign for all those horn dogs trolling around.

A polite "closed for the week" if you will.

Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5

Shweet tatersalad wrote: This could be a warning sign for all those horn dogs trolling around.

A polite "closed for the week" if you will.

Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5
Here-Here!!

Shweet tatersalad wrote: This could be a warning sign for all those horn dogs trolling around.

A polite "closed for the week" if you will.

Sure would make men understand better than that "you should be able too read my mind"thing you always throw at us.:-5
.....could we make it just a "proceed with care" sign as opposed to closing shop?

Ok this is just getting out of hand now. Wendy was asking a straight forward question as to why her vagina should smell like petunias. Lets keep this on the up and up ok ? God !

Nomad wrote: Ok this is just getting out of hand now. Wendy was asking a straight forward question as to why her vagina should smell like petunias. Lets keep this on the up and up ok ? God !
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

i just spit coco puffs all over the computer.

and for the record, when speaking to us juveniles, "vagina" is absolutely unacceptable.

we prefer "Cooter"

I want to put a tattoo on my Ex

"Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"

Wolverine wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

i just spit coco puffs all over the computer.

and for the record, when speaking to us juveniles, "vagina" is absolutely unacceptable.

we prefer "Cooter"


I dated a guy whose nickname was Cooter.

Sheryl wrote: I dated a guy whose nickname was Cooter.
how many "original" teeth did he have??

:wah: all his teeth were his. And he had all of them. :p

Hamster wrote: Dare I ask Sheryl why he had that nickname?? :wah:
have you ever seen old episodes of the "Dukes of Hazard"??

Rednecks come up with the damnest nicknames.

they call their kids "boogers" for crying out loud.

:wah: Yea his nickname came from the Dukes of Hazzard show. And I don't call my kids boogers, :p

Hamster wrote: Thanks Wolvie...enlightening as always!! :-5
Rednecks to us are like Pikeys to you Brits.

does that help?

Wolverine wrote: have you ever seen old episodes of the "Dukes of Hazard"??

Rednecks come up with the damnest nicknames.

they call their kids "boogers" for crying out loud.I had a student whose given name - on the birth certificate - was "Critter".....



Hamster wrote:

I have to agree-there is absolutely no need to close the entire shop for a week-petunias or no petunias!!

"Proceed with care" or even "Enter at your own risk" should suffice!!
"Slippery when wet"

Hamster wrote: No!!!! Who are Pikeys??? I know the term Rednecks.....

This is going round in circles isnt it?? :wah:
Gypos.

Wendybird wrote: Don't you just love it when a thread develops a life of it's own! :wah:
So what IS the deal?? do you refirgerate butter or not????:sneaky:

Wendybird wrote: Only on the 3rd Sunday of the 8th month every 10 years.

The rest of the time I buy margarine.
sweet jesus, thank you. a straightforward, direct answer. Cripes, that took long enuff.

Wendybird wrote: Nomad Hospital for the Mentally Insane?
i thought only guys thought below the waist. ladies do too??

This thread is almost as bad as that commerical where the daughter asks that Mother: Mom, how do you stay fresh?

You almost want to yell at the TV..by keeping it clean stupid!!:-5

Angelica wrote: This thread is almost as bad as that commerical where the daughter asks that Mother: Mom, how do you stay fresh?

You almost want to yell at the TV..by keeping it clean stupid!!:-5
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Gawd dam, i love that Jersey Girl.

Wendybird wrote: Scented Tampax.

Why? :-2


Oh Lord, must I answer this?

OK, it's so when the guy pulls it out with his teeth it doesn't leave a bad taste in his mouth and gives him that just brushed and flossed feeling.



And who are you calling a redneck? :guitarist Deliverance anyone?

911 wrote: OK, it's so when the guy pulls it out with his teeth it doesn't leave a bad taste in his mouth and gives him that just brushed and flossed feeling.


LMAO...hahahaha. Okay..now that was funny. :p

Wendy started a drivel thread!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!