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Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:54 am**

Call the fire department . . . and request a young, buff, good looking man to come and help with your issue.

EDIT: Oh yea, and tell your damn kids to stop it!! Wont be funny when the fridge falls onto one of them!!!

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:57 am**

Screamer wrote: Call the fire department . . . and request a young, buff, good looking man to come and help with your issue.

Can you DO that!

*CC running for the phone*

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:00 am**

Hamster wrote: Have we met?
We have now!! Thanks for the welcome

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:04 am**

Dress in a skimpy outfit. Call for a delivery pizza. When its delivered ask for help with the fridge. VOILA! problem solved and ya got a pizza to eat to boot.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:06 am**

Maybe the mail man could help you.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:08 am**

YZGI wrote: Dress in a skimpy outfit. Call for a delivery pizza. When its delivered ask for help with the fridge. VOILA! problem solved and ya got a pizza to eat to boot.
does this work for you??

:wah:

just kidding....

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:08 am**

Hamster wrote: Ooh ooh ooh that's soooo clever..why didnt I think of that??

*hammy searches for skimpiest outfit*Of course if a 5' 2" 90 lb. chic delivers your screwed.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:10 am**

sunny104 wrote: does this work for you??

:wah:

just kidding....

Hmmmm. I move my own appliances. And the only thing skimpy I own is boxer shorts.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:17 am**

YZGI wrote: Hmmmm. I move my own appliances. And the only thing skimpy I own is boxer shorts.
:yh_think

then you can go help Hamster...wearing only boxer shorts of course....

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:18 am**

Well if thats an order, I must comply.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:19 am**

Furball, just walk around outside au naturale..I'm sure some nice men will help you after crawling out of their wrecked cars:wah:

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:23 am**

Hamster wrote: Er.... there are just a load of kids outside!!!:D

Picky, picky, there;s just no helping some people:p

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:23 am**

YZGI wrote: Well if thats an order, I must comply.
:-5 darn it!

ummm...I need my...uh...toaster! yes, I need my toaster moved...so when you're done with Hamster....:sneaky:

:yh_bigsmi

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:31 am**

Now when you call the fire department, you have to be specific... or you'll get the old man at your door!:-2

Tell them you want a young straping man, with great hair, great build, amazing smile(it matters haha) etc etc...

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:32 am**

Now when you call the fire department, you have to be specific... or you'll get the old man at your door!:-2

Tell them you want a young straping man, with great hair,handsom face, great build, amazing smile(it matters haha) etc etc...

It's ok to be a bit picky....right?

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:36 am**

MoreThanALover wrote: Now when you call the fire department, you have to be specific... or you'll get the old man at your door!:-2

Tell them you want a young straping man, with great hair, great build, amazing smile(it matters haha) etc etc...

I don't think I'd care if he had hair at all! :-3

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:38 am**

:yh_rotfl CheshireCat wrote: I don't think I'd care if he had hair at all! :-3

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:38 am**

CheshireCat wrote: I don't think I'd care if he had hair at all! :-3
especially if he has a big hose....:yh_whistl

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:39 am**

:-2 sorry about the two posts thing...didn't mean to do that.

Hamster....no personal experience..I just know what I want.

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:42 am**

Pinky wrote: Especially if he asked me to hold his helmet

:yh_rotfl Bad girl! :sneaky:

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:43 am**

sunny104 wrote: especially if he has a big hose....:yh_whistl

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Your funny sunny..

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:43 am**

Hamster wrote: Well you know what they say....size does matter!! Of the hose of course!! :yh_whistl

:wah: :yh_rotfl

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:45 am**

Hamster wrote: Hee hee ....Good girl...

Should have known really this would descend into sex...

Whats gonna happen when Nomad reads this?? Be afraid..be very afraid...:wah:

Sex...can wait...:yh_angel

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:46 am**

Hamster wrote: Hee hee ....Good girl...

Should have known really this would descend into sex...

Whats gonna happen when Nomad reads this?? Be afraid..be very afraid...:wah:

Everything here eventually descends into sex!

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:47 am**

Pinky wrote: Will Mr Fireman show us how far he can squirt it? :yh_battin

(I should stop now..it's just going to get worse...)

Pinky, you're making me blush:yh_blush

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:48 am**

Pinky wrote: Fireman usually stroke p...oops, I meant CATS! Yes, cats, after they save them don't they?

OMG!

I'm going to push something over at my house! :-6

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:50 am**

Pinky wrote: Fireman usually stroke p...oops, I meant CATS! Yes, cats, after they save them don't they?

I like you Pinky:yh_devil

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:52 am**

CheshireCat wrote: OMG!

I'm going to push something over at my house! :-6

You know I used to be a fireman:yh_liar

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:53 am**

Hamster wrote: Yeah CC *hamster shakes head taking a moral stance and waggling a finger*

We saw what you and the Zinkster got up to last night in Bothwell's...

I plead the fith! :-6

Posted: **Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:54 am**

Hamster wrote: Yeah CC *hamster shakes head taking a moral stance and waggling a finger*

We saw what you and the Zinkster got up to last night in Bothwell's...

She got me drunk and set me up:yh_angel

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