Nader, Gore, and Bush
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:03 am
Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room
and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
He said:
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if
you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in
a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and
he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund
his next Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W.
Bush looked into the mirror and said,
"I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room
and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.
He said:
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if
you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in
a void of nothingness for all eternity!"
The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and
he suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund
his next Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W.
Bush looked into the mirror and said,
"I think...," and was promptly sucked into the mirror.