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tmbsgrl wrote:

They walk among us, AND reproduce


THAT'S the scariest part of all!

those are great! :wah:

These are all the people who Bill Engvall hands out his Stupid Signs to. Here's your sign.

I think I'm just gonna crawl back under my rock and wait for our world to gain intelligence. LOL

Last night,I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Walmart and was in line too check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.( Duh......what was her first clue?)

On impulse,I told her that no,I was starting the Purina Diet again,although I probably shouldn't Because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,but I lost fifty pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes comeing out of most of may orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat or two everytime you hungry & that the food nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrfied,she asked if I had been poisoned by the food and that is why I ended up in the hospital.I told her no,I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going too have to have CPR to get over his laughing fit.

Shweet tatersalad wrote: (snip)


ROFLMAO!

Shweet tatersalad wrote: Last night,I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow at Walmart and was in line too check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.( Duh......what was her first clue?)

On impulse,I told her that no,I was starting the Purina Diet again,although I probably shouldn't Because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,but I lost fifty pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes comeing out of most of may orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat or two everytime you hungry & that the food nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrfied,she asked if I had been poisoned by the food and that is why I ended up in the hospital.I told her no,I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the guy behind her was going too have to have CPR to get over his laughing fit.




that took me 2 mins to be able to type again after l had stopped laughing and picked myself up off hte floor!!!!!!:wah:



Its also scary that now we have stickers on things such as fridges and hoovers stating that they are not edible!!!!!!

that l find damn scary l say if thet are dumb enough to try then they deserve to face the consequences!!

I'm now done laughing :sneaky:

They do walk among us :-2