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:wah: Most men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor said yesterday after asking more than 3,350 men to measure their penis.

"People measure their feet when they buy shoes.Why shouldn't they measure their penises?"

"A man would not wear children's shoes." These findings were released on World Aids Day.

Most condom boxes indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, usually just buy those marked extra large.

Pardon my ignorance, but i always thought condoms came as "one size fits all"

abbey wrote: Pardon my ignorance, but i always thought condoms came as "one size fits all"
I've seen the ones that are "Extra Large". Most are one size fits all, but Trojan, at least makes one for larger needs.

Well, i'm SORRY to say i've never had the good fortune to have come across them...er..erm..

But at what moment do you measure it?

PS There's nothing wrong with regular...as long as it doesn't fall off!!!!!

abbey wrote: Pardon my ignorance, but i always thought condoms came as "one size fits all"


Considering how far the things will stretch (you can get your head into one) I shouldn't think it matters... however, I have heard it said, hem, that they're all rather uncomfortable.

Bill Sikes wrote: Considering how far the things will stretch (you can get your head into one) I shouldn't think it matters... however, I have heard it said, hem, that they're all rather uncomfortable.
LOL.. Get your head into one????.....No, best not ask!!!! :rolleyes:

abbey wrote: LOL.. Get your head into one????.....No, best not ask!!!!


Pub tricks (suitable pubs only, not normally my sort of pub) - carefully stretch over head until nose is covered but mouth not covered. Breathe in through mouth, out through nose. Repeat until desired effect attained. Foul smell of rubber, though.

size is important, to cover is another thought, condoms, well i haven't seen one in a long-time, and probably never will again. raincoat-no good. :wah: :wah:

abbey wrote: Pardon my ignorance, but i always thought condoms came as "one size fits all"


Not in some parts of Europe. :wah:

Known in Ireland as Male Bags. :wah: :wah:

tankspring wrote: Wow, i had no idea that there were different sizes, i've never used them too often because they , well, dont want to get vulgar,lol, but lets say they tend to take out most of the enjoyment.
I sincerely hope you're in a long-term monogamous relationship and you don't need them.

A friend of mine was just diagnosed as HIV-positive (he didn't like condoms either), and so I'm stepping into a private area I normally wouldn't. Call it shock, horror.

Excuse me (when i said size was important) i meant the size of it. not condom sizes. :wah: :wah:

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ArnoldLayne wrote: There is a certain percentage of us men (probably bigger than you think ) that get a little uncomfortable when the subject of size rears its little pink head.Some of us dont need to read the packet to see if its the right size,no we read to see if it comes with an attachment to keep it on. Most of us are not hung like the proverbial donkey but hey who cares !! No one that matters anyway. The women in my long and eventful life have always been left with a huge and satisfied smile on their face not least because of my ability to breath through my ears.

I may not have a big nail but I do have a big hammer to Knock it in with . Im sorry if this rubs against some peoples sensibilities but some things just need to be said.

I thank you


Blokes don't need to have great big huge schlongs, you've just gotta know what you're doing. :yh_eyebro

rachelg wrote: I've seen the ones that are "Extra Large". Most are one size fits all, but Trojan, at least makes one for larger needs.


I've seen those too...but I haven't exactly ever seen the ones that are "Extra Small". Maybe they know, no matter how much a guy wants to practice safe sex (and get the correct size), he would never buy the itty bitty jimmy.

Bill Sikes wrote: Foul smell of rubber, though.


lol@ Bill! You're killin' me! Oh yeah, and that nasty spermicidal lubricant up your nose too, Ummm....not like I'd know anything about that.

erm

me thinks theres nowt wrong with them, ive always used them, i dont find they 'interrupt' the moment in fact they can add to it.........

*let ure imaginations run wild*

i personally dont like the idea of putting loads of artificial hormones into my body every day i.e the pill - (trust me i have 2 fairly good reasons to take it too!) and then theres no guarantee you wont get pregnant, at least with condoms you have a rough idea if somethings gone wrong and you can do something about it, plus there is the health implications too