Thank you letter
Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:02 am
Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent detergent you
have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always
told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find
it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some
red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy
I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his
blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of
Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains
came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative
and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again,
for having a great product! Well, gotta go, have to write
to the Hefty bag people...
I am writing to say what an excellent detergent you
have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always
told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find
it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some
red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and
uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy
I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his
blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of
Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and
satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains
came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative
and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough
without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again,
for having a great product! Well, gotta go, have to write
to the Hefty bag people...
