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I had just gotten my debit-card. I hadn't had a chance to sign it yet and I went into the store. The girl, seeing that it wasn't signed, gave me her pen and asked if I would sign the card. I did. So she proceeds with the purchase, hands me the receipt to sign and then takes the card holds it up next to the receipt and compares the signatures! :yh_doh

I once bought a tie and asked if I would be able to return it if it didn't fit.

I was told I could if I kept the receipt

Uncle Kram wrote: I once bought a tie and asked if I would be able to return it if it didn't fit.

I was told I could if I kept the receipt

Seattle..... When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying it was the best laugh he'd ever had. :yh_sick

helefra wrote: An elderly woman called the RSPCA to report that she had been looking after an abandoned hedgehog and would they please collect it. When officers arrived they found it was a conker shell!:-2


That one's kind of sad

A man in Rhode Island was charged with stealing money out of vending machines and pay phones. He payed his $400 bail in quarters. He pled not guilty. :p