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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

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Gotta say it. Nobody's got crickets like the Mormon cricket. Big as your thumb!

A grasshopper goes into a bar,

the barman says "hey we have a drink named after you"

the grasshopper says "you have a drink named Earnie?".

Sheryl wrote: yep poking fun at myself. :p

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
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A Texan and an Irishman are riding on a train together.

The Texan says "You know, you can get on a train in the morning in Texas, and sit on it all day and all night and all the following day.............and then get off and you're STILL in Texas!"

And the Irishman replied "Ahh, that's terrible.......................we have slow trains in Oireland too!

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