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Apparently I'm coming back as a horse

A cat

I'll be a LION! Cool.....

Oh, a horse!:)

An octopus

an elephant lol

An elephant

A bear!

Pinky wrote: I'll be a penguin!

Almost 41% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've lead a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better.


A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.

“No, no, the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“ :yh_youkid

Pinky wrote: :yh_rotfl

That nearly made me spit my drink all over the keyboard!:D


I know, Looks like you blew a seal:D

Pinky wrote: I wouldn't call him that....


:rolleyes: Now that's just in poor taste.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006 ... oke-p1.php :rolleyes:

Lulu2 wrote: I'll be a LION! Cool.....


I got lion, too - however, the picture was of a lioness!

horse

RHINO here! :rolleyes:

I'm gonna be a horse!?

Says I'm coming back as an owl. Now won't that be a hoot. :rolleyes:

I got a horse with a wolf riding on its back.

Crème brûlée wrote: A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.



After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.



After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.



“No, no, the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.“ :yh_youkid




It says I comming back as an alligator

i want to be a Tiger!

I'll be reincarnated as the Queen of England.



Just kidding. IM a horse.

Zapata wrote: I got a horse with a wolf riding on its back.


Maybe you're coming back as a werehorse.

I will be a zebra.

Squawk! I'm a parrot! I'm a parrot!

Hmm. Giraffe.

Useless creature again next time around.