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Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:01 pm
by jaggedlittlegirl
Ok, time to air out FG's dirty laundry.
Here's how it works, you have to tell us the deepest, darkest secret of the person above you.
IF you don't know it, well...make one up!!! :sneaky: :wah:
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:15 pm
by Rain
Jagged's diet is sniffing pie pans and savoring "what could have been".
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:19 pm
by Lulu2
Of course, she won't tell you this, but our Jaggedlittlegirl is really MARTHA STEWART, in disguise!
YES! Her favorite pastime is NOT climbing volcanos...no, no!
She'd MUCH rather be creating new art forms such as WEAVING WITH CAT HAIR, or BAKING WITH YOUR OWN HOME-GROWN FLOUR or HOW TO PAINT WITH EYELASH HAIRS.
(Sorry, Martha...I've "outed you.")
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:27 pm
by Rapunzel
Lulu has 2 toilets in her house!
:wah:
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:28 pm
by jaggedlittlegirl
:yh_rotfl And I was sooooo close to getting away with it!!!
Our dear Lulu likes to volunteer as a big chicken handling out flyers on the Venice Beach boardwalk for "El Pollo Loco" on the weekends!
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:30 pm
by Rain
^ likes to listen to marching bands in the nude while drinking koolaid.
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:46 pm
by jaggedlittlegirl
Rain secretly dances to old Britney Spears CD's in her living room, when she claims to be "working out". She knows all the songs, lyrics and CHOREOGRAPHIES!!!
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:51 pm
by Rain
^ Shaves her upper lip each morning to the tunes of Tony Orlando and Dawn.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:04 pm
by Rain
^ cracks me up
^ breeds cats and rabbits and sells Cabitts on ebay.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:33 pm
by Lulu2
Loves to dance the FANDANGO, wearing a saucy little black teddy and fire-engine red MULES!
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:49 pm
by ZAP
Was arrested for trying to pass herself off as a 'Dawn'
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:57 pm
by Lulu2
WAS a "Dawn"....she wore a wig and blackface! It was sooooo embarassing!
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:04 pm
by Peg
^was once caught running naked in the boys' locker room.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:06 pm
by ZAP
carries the stigma of hiding the football team in her bedroom. . .
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:15 pm
by Peg
^wants me to share that football team.:wah:
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:24 pm
by Lulu2
Does despicable things with small animals!
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:13 am
by Peg
^wants everyone to send her a fruitcake for Christmas.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:41 am
by Marie5656
^ Actually eats the fruitcakes people give her.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 7:30 am
by Lulu2
Is a founding member of the Paris Hilton fan club.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:19 am
by Sheryl
Is the President of the Nicole Richie fan club.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:46 pm
by jaggedlittlegirl
She was the inspiration for a famous song...Does this ring a bell?
"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 1:49 pm
by ZAP
Has been studying Trapeze Artistry diligently so that she might join the circus.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:10 pm
by Uncle Kram
Farts in the bath because she hasn't got a jacuzzi
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:20 pm
by Crème brûlée
Pinky wrote: Farts near people in shops and walks away for a laugh
Loves to breath the aroma.:p
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:24 pm
by Crème brûlée
Pinky wrote: Likes PVC underwear on warm days
Likes to............:-2 ewwwwwww!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:27 pm
by Uncle Kram
Thinks a G spot is somewhere you go for a picnic
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:32 pm
by Uncle Kram
Pinky wrote: Likes to dress up as Rod Stewart at the weekend
D'ya think I'm sexy?
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:33 pm
by Crème brûlée
Uncle Kram wrote: D'ya think I'm sexy?
Aye! at least the fleet thought so.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:36 pm
by Uncle Kram
Used to be a lollipop lady on the M6
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:36 pm
by Crème brûlée
Pinky wrote: That mullet wig just does it Babe!:D
Has an interesting place to hang towels *guffaw*
Does it shiver your timbers too?
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:39 pm
by Uncle Kram
Tried to hide 2 severed heads in a shipment of volleyballs
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:41 pm
by Sheryl
eats Rocky Road icecream while wearing pink bunny slippers. :p
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:49 pm
by Sheryl
Pinky wrote: Sings to the cheeky girls while hoovering
ya know in my neck of the woods hoovering has a whole different and very dirty meaning. :wah:
Dances in the buff, under the full moon, to Elvis tunes.
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 4:29 pm
by Nomad
Pinky wrote: Wow Sheryl!!! Two out of three aint bad!
Has a Johnny Depp pic tucked in the bag so she can get a fix at work:D
Sticks her toungue in the peanut butter jar to get the last lick.
Has peanut butter in her hair.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:53 pm
by Lulu2
Tried to seduce Prince Charles by flashing her ta-tas at him during the Queen's Birthday parade! Sadly, she was arrested.
Reveal the previous poster's deepest darkest secret...
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:20 pm
by Sheryl
Longs to be Nomad's apprentice...:sneaky:
