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all your dirty little secrets. If you have dirty laundry this is the place and now is the time.

You can trust me. :sneaky:

You already KNOW all my secrets, Nomad!! And besides....I'll go right after you. :p

I can't tell you, this site isn't XXX ....

Heaven forbid I should currupt your innocent mind ...:rolleyes:

I could tell you. But then Annabelle would have to kill you. After she had killed me first...

A little meat and potatos please. Dish up some dirt.

Nomad wrote: A little meat and potatos please. Dish up some dirt.
:yh_wait You first!!! :yh_wait

*getting out popcorn*

There might be some interesting stories coming..........................

BabyRider wrote: :yh_wait You first!!!




You want me to share your dirty secrets ??? :sneaky: Really ? :sneaky: Pics and all ? :sneaky:

Nomad .... tis only fair that YOU should be given first crack at the whip on this one.

annabelle wrote: Nomad .... tis only fair that YOU should be given first crack at the whip on this one.


AHA!! Annabelle knows Sweet Pea's propensity for:

annabelle wrote: Nomad .... tis only fair that YOU should be given first crack at the whip on this one.




As resident mad scientist/ninja/dipsey doodle (:mad: ) Im obligated to absorb the material unfolding, to incite this thread with my dasterdly doings would taint the experiment. Now spill the beans woman !

Nomad wrote: You want me to share your dirty secrets ??? :sneaky: Really ? :sneaky: Pics and all ? :sneaky:
Go for it!! Yes, that IS a dare....

BabyRider wrote: Go for it!! Yes, that IS a dare....




My heart is beating really fast :wah: :sneaky: I wouldnt get away with it.

Nomad wrote: : I wouldnt get away with it.


And neither would I, which is why I wont, :p

I'd be banned from the Garden never to return.

Hmmm ... unless I could water it down a little? :sneaky:

Nah .... wouldn't have the same effect. :rolleyes:

Methinks Nomad is itching to tell us something. Come onnnnn spill!!! Why would you start this thread if you didn't? :sneaky:

jaggedlittlegirl wrote: Methinks Nomad is itching to tell us something. Come onnnnn spill!!! Why would you start this thread if you didn't? :sneaky:




What really happens up in those mountains ? Cmon you can tell us, its ok.

jaggedlittlegirl wrote: Methinks Nomad is itching to tell us something. Come onnnnn spill!!! Why would you start this thread if you didn't? :sneaky:


Maybe he's compiling a journal and secretly analyzing us , :rolleyes:

Or, maybe he's a closet writer for an adult magazine and looking for fresh material, :wah: :wah:

Nomad wrote: What really happens up in those mountains ? Cmon you can tell us, its ok.


Ahhhhhhhh what happens in the mountains stays in the mountains!!! :wah:

You may be on to something annabelle, so which is it nomad? hustler? playboy?

Well, treat this as a confession, LOL

It ISN'T however what I'm unable to tell you. :rolleyes:

While on a visit to my family in Germany when I was eighteen, I shared a sauna with a male cousin, followed by a naked romp in the snow, etc etc .... draw your own conclusions,

If my parent's had known about it I'd have been skinned alive! . He was married. I was young and impetuous, enough said.

Will that do for you nomad?

annabelle wrote: Well, treat this as a confession, LOL



It ISN'T however what I'm unable to tell you. :rolleyes:



While on a visit to my family in Germany when I was eighteen, I shared a sauna with a male cousin, followed by a naked romp in the snow, etc etc .... draw your own conclusions,



If my parent's had known about it I'd have been skinned alive! . He was married. I was young and impetuous, enough said.



Will that do for you nomad?




Were heading in the right direction now, lets be very clear and explicit please, leave nothing to the imagination. No one is looking its ok.

OOOOOOOOOOH yer gonna die if ya read it.........

Nomad wrote: Were heading in the right direction now, lets be very clear and explicit please, leave nothing to the imagination. No one is looking its ok.


Nomad ... this is Forum Garden .... NOT Forum magazine ....:wah:

That's ALL your'e gonna get from me...lol

Geez Rain, you just met these people. But, I'll jump right on in. Here goes!

I slept with a friend of mine AND her boyfriend. These days I guess that's pretty tame, but for us back then, that was pretty wild.

I also slept with my boyfriend and a friend of his. The guy's grandmother walked in and busted us Big time.

Please remember that was a LONG time ago! I'm not that same person any longer. Thank God)

Rain wrote: Geez Rain, you just met these people. But, I'll jump right on in. Here goes!



I slept with a friend of mine AND her boyfriend. These days I guess that's pretty tame, but for us back then, that was pretty wild.



I also slept with my boyfriend and a friend of his. The guy's grandmother walked in and busted us Big time.



Please remember that was a LONG time ago! I'm not that same person any longer. Thank God)




Im really diggin that ! Yup.

A Lady never tells ....

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AussiePam wrote: A Lady never tells ....




:wah: Right...your right.

Hello nomad my good man, is this just sexual secrets or the more boring ones? I'm not sure if I'm up for a tell all session right now, but I might be at some stage. Would you mind if I do decide to confess my sins to refer to you as "Father Nomad", and pretend we are in confession as I am a catholic and I find it easier that way. And of course, us catholics have the best secrets, or we wouldn't have catholic guilt would we?

Galbally wrote: Hello nomad my good man, is this just sexual secrets or the more boring ones? I'm not sure if I'm up for a tell all session right now, but I might be at some stage. Would you mind if I do decide to confess my sins to refer to you as "Father Nomad", and pretend we are in confession as I am a catholic and I find it easier that way. And of course, us catholics have the best secrets, or we wouldn't have catholic guilt would we?




Ive told you time and time again ! I will not play the "priest game" with you. Now behave yourself Dr.

OK I'm a member of the "MILE HIGH CLUB" :yh_whistl :yh_bigsmi

Nomad wrote: If you have dirty laundry this is the place and now is the time.

You can trust me. :sneaky:


Actually, I have a whole bin full of dirty laundry. Want to come and do it for me??

Let's see...I once had a rather memorable "encounter" with someone on a cable car in San Francisco. Does that count? :wah:

chonsigirl wrote: *getting out popcorn*



There might be some interesting stories coming..........................


*Pulling up a chair next to chonsi....mmmm...nice popcorn*

annabelle wrote: Nomad ... this is Forum Garden .... NOT Forum magazine ....:wah:



That's ALL your'e gonna get from me...lol


Yep...but remember what went on in the Garden of Eden !!!!!

CARLA wrote: OK I'm a member of the "MILE HIGH CLUB" :yh_whistl :yh_bigsmi


Really, Carla?? !!!! I'm impressed. Because it means you must have been travelling first class or at least, business. I defy anyone to um do it, in the cattle truck!!! I mean deliberately. It doesn't count if you were so squashed in that merging occurred accidently....

Bez wrote: Yep...but remember what went on in the Garden of Eden !!!!!


Cant honestly say I do remember .... being as how I wasn't there, :rolleyes:

Bez wrote: Yep...but remember what went on in the Garden of Eden !!!!!




Wasn't that the biggest Asp disaster in the world? :rolleyes:

Im really messy, so i like to paint naked .

RAIN "Geez Rain, you just met these people. But, I'll jump right on in. Here goes!

I slept with a friend of mine AND her boyfriend. These days I guess that's pretty tame, but for us back then, that was pretty wild.

I also slept with my boyfriend and a friend of his. The guy's grandmother walked in and busted us Big time.

Please remember that was a LONG time ago! I'm not that same person any longer. Thank God)"

WOOO HOOO! Interesting how one can change a point of view, isn't it? (Does your daughter know about this?)

It was a private plane..:sneaky:

[QUOTE]Really, Carla?? !!!! I'm impressed. Because it means you must have been travelling first class or at least, business. I defy anyone to um do it, in the cattle truck!!! I mean deliberately. It doesn't count if you were so squashed in that merging occurred accidently....[/QUOTE]

Ghee, I'm so old I don't remember if I have any good stories to tell...........:wah:

A harem, huh!:)

OK OK you guys have forced me to fess up. I've been secretly stealing the really cool gifs you all post in here. And I do it while sitting here completely NEKKID.

This is why I like you...:wah: :wah:

[QUOTE]OK OK you guys have forced me to fess up. I've been secretly stealing the really cool gifs you all post in here. And I do it while sitting here completely NEKKID.[/QUOTE]

Grumpaz wrote: OK OK you guys have forced me to fess up. I've been secretly stealing the really cool gifs you all post in here. And I do it while sitting here completely NEKKID.




We knew that, this is the proof weve been waiting for. Tombstone...do your thang.

Wow Onsekiz! Carla - private plane huh!!! Grin. NICE !!! And yes, Floppy - that's exactamundo what I meant. Why do I have a sudden urge to go thump Carla...?? grin. Should one give in to one's baser envious instincts??? Heck YES. Come on Floppy - let's go get her!!!

Easy women I was but a young women when I became a member of the "MILE HIGH CLUB", it is just a distant memory now, but a good one.. Oh to be young again..

I expect the real trick, Carla, would be to um interface while in flight, with the pilot. Wonder what the little black box would record???