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IMPORTANT THINGS I LEARNED ABOUT LIFE FROM MY CAT

* Life is hard and then you nap.

* Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

* Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the

next day annoy them and play with them when they're busy.

* When in doubt, cop an attitude.

* Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are

there.

* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

* Make your mark in the world - or at least spray in each

corner.

* When you go out into the world, always remember, being

placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

* Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed

tells them, "I care."

What a life!

Thanks Marie :-4

You forgot -

A cat will be your friend but never your slave

Dogs have owners - cats have staff!

Dogs believe they are human - cats believe they are God!

Ha-cats know they are cool!

If you sniff disdainfully at the food and refuse to eat for a few hours.

The stupid humans will eventually buy you the best salmon...

Dogs come when they're called....cats take a message and get back to you. If they are inclined to.



Good stuff, Marie!! :yh_bigsmi

I loved no. 6. * Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

Made me think of Fat Freddies Cat.:wah:

* Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.




Who's been watching me sleep. My little Simon is NOT happy unless he's sleeping as close to my face as possible. Maybe that explains all those hairs in my nose.

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