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Okay... time to find your new adoptive name... the one that describes the "Real You" and here is how you do it



My name happens to be Snotty Apple-Brain



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Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:



a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gadget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa





Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:



a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker







Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:



a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice



Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chicken-shorts and my daughter is Crusty Rhino-Hiney, which actually suits her.



I expect to everyone check in with their new name... even Paula!!

Oh great, I am a Boobie Gizzard Face!!!



:rolleyes:

:-2 Loopy Apple Butt..!!

Zippy Girdle sniffer! Typical, trust me to get a truly disgusting name!

Could be worse guys i'm called; LUMPY LIZARD!! :wah:

it's ok Cassie, (big hug) i guess cabin fever has set in already , but hang in there, you'll be in florida in 15 days... :-6

LOL @ Booby Gizzard Face, Zippy Girdle Sniffer, Lumpy Lizard & Squeezeit Chicken Fanny





Carla ~ you got off easy with the Loopy Apple Butt - it sort of suits you



Lady Cop.... I know your real name so I can tell you that you are indeed a

Zippy Girdle Brain!

>>^..^ Okay... time to find your new adoptive name... the one that describes the "Real You"


I appear to be "Boobie Cootie Tush". These words are meaningless. Why are nonsense words included in the list?

Bill Sikes wrote: Why are nonsense words included in the list? because it's supposed to be fun, thats why... so laugh it up Boobie Cootie Tush and don't be a wet blanket like my friend Zippy Girdle Brain

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Lady Cop.... I know your real name so I can tell you that you are indeed a

Zippy Girdle Brain!
you just had to rat me out didn't you? :wah: