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Hmmm ...

So what exactly IS in this can?

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ArnoldLayne wrote: I'm willing to give them a try providing they dont contain nuts :rolleyes:


LMAO! .... you're braver than I am ....:wah:

I'd rather eat VEGMITE! :-5

SOMEONE has a truly disgusting sense of fun!:rolleyes:

SnoozeControl wrote: I actually googled this:

Rehoboth Beach Style Fish Assholes - High levels of serious spices have been used to cover up the SH*TTY taste of this product. Suck with caution. Low in cholesterol. A no fat snack.

Serving Directions: hold can of assholes in right hand, open clockwise & do not allow contents to snap shut! Stir with greased wand vigorously until assholes have thouroughly relaxed and browned slightly.

Nutritional Analysis: You don't really want to know.

Ingredients include: varying sizes, shapes & maturity assholes, nitrite treated by water, stewed soy bean syrup, fortified cut cheese, natural flatulence stimulator, sea salted orgasm enzyme, Preparation H, red dye #12, dioxide red eye acid, finger pulled starch, sphincter relaxer & turbo gas enhancer.

Percentage of U.S. Recommended Daily Allowance: We don't care what the Feds say, we won't tell you.




LOL Snooze ....

Makes a note NOT to rush out and buy some ...:wah:

Sounds extremely slimming to me.

I mean, how much content is there in a hole?

(Makes note to send a case to Hugh Janus--his very NAME cries out as a possible SPOKESMAN for this product!)

Snooze...the mind REELS with script possibilities for the TV ads.....



(I can barely restrain myself......STOP ME, SNOOZE! STOP ME!)

(You lil' sweetie, you!)

"Good evening, friends! I'm Hugh Janus and I'd like to talk to you about MY favorite snack, genuine Rehoboth Beach Style Fish Assholes ! In today's health conscious world, I know you moms are looking for a nourishing and TASTY snack for the kiddies!

Well, Moms...look no further! Low in carbohydrates and high in the protein your children need, Rehoboth Beach Style Fish Assholes should be at the top of your shopping list!

AND...they're so tasty, your young'uns'll BEG for 'em!

Take it from me, Hugh Janus, I know my fish assholes, and these are the very best! GENUINE Rehoboth Beach Style Fish Assholes .

Look for them on your grocer's shelves today! Tell them HUGH sent you!

(YOU are very, very bad!) (And I should say I've sent a pm to H.J. to apologize, in advance, if he doesn't want to become SPOKESPERSON for "said" product.) (If he doesn't...I do! I could change my name.....:wah: )

Ummmm....is that another pun?

:wah:

Many thanks for the accolades guys. :wah:

However I have never seen myself as a frontperson for anything.

I tend hang back a bit, and bring up the rear.

Hugh Janus wrote:

I tend hang back a bit, and bring up the rear.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!



:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Ah, Hugh Janus....I just knew you wouldn't let us down!

Lulu2 wrote: Ah, Hugh Janus....I just knew you wouldn't let us down!


Huge J is the Butt of the joke.

Stand by...I'm sure he'll be thinking of a REBUTTAL.

Oh dear. It is a shame that so many people cannot differentiate the difference between the words, Huge and Hugh. :wah:



Spelling classes in the morning peoples!

And...have you a middle name, HUGH?

I should buy a can for my husband..he'd eat them, he eats anything.