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I hate pink/orange bog roll but if i send the sprog out thats exactly what she comes back with so what colour bog roll do you buy .:yh_bigsmi

OK, Pants...help out this clueless Yank...what's a bog roll?

Hmmmmmmmmm Interesting topic



well okay.... usually I pick either plain white, or sometimes I pick a blue or cream, but usually white, and it has to be decent stuff, none of this falling apart in your hand business :-2



I remember when I used to go to school and they used to have toilet paper that was like tissue paper, it was rough and horrible and the only thing it was good for was using as tracing paper.... :wah:



Awwwww, Those were the days...



shelley

BabyRider wrote: OK, Pants...help out this clueless Yank...what's a bog roll?Toilet tissue

shelleybelle73 wrote: Hmmmmmmmmm Interesting topic



well okay.... usually I pick either plain white, or sometimes I pick a blue or cream, but usually white, and it has to be decent stuff, none of this falling apart in your hand business :-2



I remember when I used to go to school and they used to have toilet paper that was like tissue paper, it was rough and horrible and the only thing it was good for was using as tracing paper.... :wah:



Awwwww, Those were the days...



shelley


Yes, i remember it well and probably still have the scars

abbey wrote: Toilet tissue
:yh_doh



Seriously clueless.



I hate colored "bog roll." Plain white for me, always!

I suppose it all ends up the same colour i know wayyyyyyyyyyy to much information

White, white or white - every time!

Guess I must be a "neat freak", always buy pale green because we have a green bathroom!

chocoholic wrote: Guess I must be a "neat freak", always buy pale green because we have a green bathroom!
I always worry that the colored roll might be scented as well, and that the perfume (or whatever) might burn. Since pale green is usually associated with mint ...... ....... I think I'd hold it, thankyouverymuch!

ArnoldLayne wrote: But isnt mint the perfect accompianment after a chilli or a curry :rolleyes:
:yh_rotfl Now you've done it. I just woke my beloved from laughing.

Bog roll-gosh, how do you bog roll someone's house?

Yup, I buy the 24 or whatever big pack of Scott, I never was into squeezing the Charmin.

:wah: Like the old Sears catalog?

Toilet paper.

One of my 'things'.

I only buy white, two-ply, double roll. The double roll is the key here. They last forever!

An old boyfriend of mine said it sounded like "Wheel of Fortune" when I was in the bathroom because I really spun the roll around, using so much toilet paper!

:wah: Wheel of Fortune! If I hear that sound, I know the kitty is in the bathroom having fun!

SnoozeControl wrote: Looking back, I think my mom might've had a little OCD goin' on... she'd count the squares and then fold it neatly before using it. She was very upset with me when I'd just unroll it and scrunch it up.


Whoa! We must have the same Mother!! My Mum used to stand outside and tell me I only needed two sheets per wipe, when I said no way I'll get wet fingers she told me to be sure I washed my hands then! :wah:

Always white, although I'm so pure I don't have a rectum

shelleybelle73 wrote: Hmmmmmmmmm Interesting topic



well okay.... usually I pick either plain white, or sometimes I pick a blue or cream, but usually white, and it has to be decent stuff, none of this falling apart in your hand business :-2



I remember when I used to go to school and they used to have toilet paper that was like tissue paper, it was rough and horrible and the only thing it was good for was using as tracing paper.... :wah:



Awwwww, Those were the days...



shelley


aahhh those were the days..

scratches on ya bits from the cheapest most hideous loo roll going..

I like charmin white..

soft comfy and goes with the colour scheme.

white and chrome.

[QUOTE=Uncle Kram]Always white, although I'm so pure I don't have a rectum /QUOTE]



Is that why you're full of SH**?? :-4

flopstock wrote: :yh_rotfl [quote=cherandbuster]



:yh_rotfl Good one!!


Why thank you Flopster :-6

Cher got you Uncle Kram... :wah: :wah: BRAVO CHER



Floppy, Your right colored paper has dye in it that can and does cause irrataion, as well as the perfumed ones.. I buy white unsecented as well nothing else. :p

[QUOTE]I used to buy the colored and scented, but i had heard on some show that those can be an irritant for little girls the same way mr bubbles was...ahem.. so i switched to plain white unscented[/QUOTE]

very rarely I like to buy floral- patterned loo paper

for special occasions PMSL :wah: :wah:

always white, I've never noticed if Wal Mart carries different colors....

I always buy Angel Soft in white. It's soft but doesn't clog the sewer.

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: what colour bog roll do you buy


Pink. Old copies of "The Guardian". Ho ho.

CARLA wrote: colored paper has dye in it that can and does cause irrataion


You can get a cream for that.

Bill Sikes wrote: You can get a cream for that.


But can we get Nomad to apply it to FG's chafed behinds??

(See why it's fun to hang here at F.G? You learn things. The term "BOG ROLL," for example. Now, how can I use that in a sentence today? )

I prefer to buy Brown, it does not show the stains:wah:

Pinky wrote: Have you seen that recycled bogroll from Lidl? It's like the loo roll you got at school! It didn't mop up anything, just spread it around a bit!:yh_sick
Recycled Bog roll makes the mind boggle ,I hope they get the lumpy bits out first

Lulu2 wrote: (See why it's fun to hang here at F.G? You learn things. The term "BOG ROLL," for example. Now, how can I use that in a sentence today? )


Nomad's last question made my bog roll!

Lulu2 wrote: (See why it's fun to hang here at F.G? You learn things. The term "BOG ROLL," for example. Now, how can I use that in a sentence today? )


Do I detect a new fun phrase about to take off in the USA.

I have to have white quality, usually Andrews. Any other colour and I have to look harder to see if it's ok to stop wiping.

Oh, Andrew has bog roll too!

I am going to remembr that phrase next year when I go to school, it sounds like a funny one to use with kids.

"Oh Bog Roll!"

:wah:

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, Andrew has bog roll too!



I am going to remembr that phrase next year when I go to school, it sounds like a funny one to use with kids.



"Oh Bog Roll!"



:wah:


I haven't a clue as to its origins, but it's kinda appropriate.

It was kind of amusing to see the question asked from America.

Ha-we are silly too with our phrases.

We call it TP-I can't imagine bog rolling someone's house!

I like BOG ROLL almost as much as I enjoy GOBSMACKED! (That from my Glaswegian friend, Anne.)

Lulu2 wrote: I like BOG ROLL almost as much as I enjoy GOBSMACKED! (That from my Glaswegian friend, Anne.)


Yeh, it's got a kind of round earthy sound to it.

When I saw that BOG ROLL, I was GOBSMACKED by the "colour.":wah:

Lulu2 wrote: When I saw that BOG ROLL, I was GOBSMACKED by the "colour.":wah:


:yh_rotfl

ArnoldLayne wrote: Here in the UK, we had very very stiff stuff that you had to scrunch up in a ball to soften it up. It was very rough :wah:. When I was a kid, my nan wouldnt buy proper toilet paper and would tear up squares of newspaper and thread them on a piece of string


I'm still traumatised by having to use Izal paper at my grandads when I was a kid. It was like tracing paper and wasn't for the faint-hearted.

It was fairly standard to hang squares of newspaper on a piece of string. A guy I worked with told me that the first time he engaged in oral sex, he was shocked to discover that the Conservatives had suffered badly in a local election.

Of course, the newspaper was only for the riff-raff and when Auntie Mabel came round, out came the neatly flattened orange wrappers. :rolleyes: