The Best Sick Day Excuse Ever!
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:06 am
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my a$$ coming into work today .
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my a$$ coming into work today .