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By Anonymous, 41, record-company executive

As told to Chris Nuttall-Smith

August 2006, Volume 146, Issue 2

Esquire



I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it's hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor's like, "Do you mind if I call in a few people, 'cause you know we've all heard of this but we've never seen it." You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.

Imagine giving birth to two that way.............................:-3

Nomad wrote: I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it's hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor's like, "Do you mind if I call in a few people, 'cause you know we've all heard of this but we've never seen it." You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.






I have been thinking about giving up FG. This is just to much to bare. Texas tall tales are supposed to be my specialty.

Don't you dare go anywhere, JB !!!! Or we'll all just hafta form a posse and ride on out after you. Rope and throw and brand ya... rawhide!!!!! :-4 um.. but I digresss.....

I read about that in our local newspaper too. Guess if an occasional sad accident means someone can be born with two heads, why not two sets of female reproductive organs. At least this woman, according to this report anyway, doesn't seem to be letting it um ruin her life.

:yh_peace

Yikes thats all I have to say on this... Not sure if I would want the world to know..

SnoozeControl wrote: Yeah, no kidding! I don't even know where my one G-spot is. :-2


That can usually be found between your F spot and your H spot, Snooze. Or, if your lucky, your FF spots and your HH spots.. I need coffee!!!

Are you okay Nomad?:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Good job she hasn't got 3 vaginas, otherwise she'd be f***ed left, right and centre

Does this mean she's really, REALLY popular at orgies?

excellent - double the pleasure

Uncle Kram wrote: Good job she hasn't got 3 vaginas, otherwise she'd be f***ed left, right and centre :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl You always make me laugh out loud krambo x

AussiePam wrote: That can usually be found between your F spot and your H spot, Snooze. Or, if your lucky, your FF spots and your HH spots.. I need coffee!!!


Could you PM me a diagram on that, with foot notes?

Peg wrote: Are you okay Nomad?:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
"Never argue with an idiot. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.



Save lives--don't drink and drive."





Save horse, ride a cowboy.

Brooks and Dunn

Footnote??? You wanna use your feet??????? WOW... Texas might be an interesting place!! Well I know it is. GRIN.

buttercup wrote: excellent - double the pleasure


Gives a hole new meaning to multiple orgasms.

jbbarker1947 wrote:

Save horse, ride a cowboy.

Brooks and Dunn


Ahhhhh... now that is one of my favourite songs!!!!!! Yeeeee haaaaaaa

Ahhhh

This thread could have only been started by our Nomad

Or perhaps even our jb

Two peas in a pod, they are :-4

Now that's a thought, Cher. Two pees!!!

This is definatly too much for first thing in the morning. :wah:

i have a question does the guy get to choice which one he uses or do you

I think she would be very popular among the swingers in Buttercup's thread.

But I just had a thought...when she goes for her annual GYN exam...she has to have both checked. That would suck.

oh what a nasty thought.

having one is bad enough

mmmm if only, dreaming.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Uncle Kram you win had me laughing outloud as welll..

[QUOTE]Good job she hasn't got 3 vaginas, otherwise she'd be f***ed left, right and centre [/QUOTE]

Uncle Kram wrote: Good job she hasn't got 3 vaginas, otherwise she'd be f***ed left, right and centre
:yh_rotfl

And...she is STILL the life of the party!

AussiePam wrote: Now that's a thought, Cher. Two pees!!!
Oh....Pam....Now that was freakin' hilarious!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I get to have two orgasms at the same time.


Can't complain about THAT!:p

A program about this woman is being screened on Australian television this evening. I think I might just give it a miss.

Nomad wrote: By Anonymous, 41, record-company executive

As told to Chris Nuttall-Smith

August 2006, Volume 146, Issue 2

Esquire



I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

I have to wear two tampons when I get my period. It was harder to get pregnant, too, because it's hard to know which side the egg is on. That, and I had to have a C-section when I had my first child recently. Every time I go in for a Pap smear, the doctor's like, "Do you mind if I call in a few people, 'cause you know we've all heard of this but we've never seen it." You get used to all the questions, and I'm not really shy about it. Every once in a while I'll tell a guy and he'll say, "No way! I have two penises!" That would be fantastic.




How to confuse a man - turn up naked with beer then tell him you've got two lots of g spots

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: How to confuse a man - turn up naked with beer then tell him you've got two g spots






uuummmm Most men wouldn't know where to find ONE G-spot let alone two! :wah:

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: How to confuse a man - turn up naked with beer then tell him you've got two lots of g spots






Just close your eyes and dive right in