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Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:42 pm**

before you get married you should have a pre nup list of requirements, please add to the list

we will attend at least one music festival each year

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:47 pm**

buttercup wrote: before you get married you should have a pre nup list of requirements, please add to the list

we will attend at least one music festival each year

you should present me with a criminal background check.... ooo no wrong??:-3

Ok you will allow me time with the TV Remote

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:50 pm**

quote minx - Ok you will allow me time with the TV Remote

like that would ever happen :yh_rotfl

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:50 pm**

buttercup wrote: quote minx - Ok you will allow me time with the TV Remote

like that would ever happen :yh_rotfl

then the marriage would be OFF! :wah:

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:57 pm**

we will not babysit for our grandchildren every weekend

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:08 pm**

We will not allow our parents to have a say in OUR marriage.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:16 pm**

BabyRider wrote: We will not allow our parents to have a say in OUR marriage.

ooooooh thats a good one

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:21 pm**

buttercup wrote: ooooooh thats a good one

Sadly, it sounded like the voice of experience

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:23 pm**

Peanut butter must be stocked in the cupboard at all times.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:25 pm**

Whatever, I don't care, and other such phrases will not be allowed when asked what you want for dinner. :rolleyes:

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:28 pm**

Bryn Mawr wrote: Sadly, it sounded like the voice of experience

yup, but that was then & this is now :-6

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:29 pm**

chonsi & cheryl consider them added :wah:

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:30 pm**

Bryn Mawr wrote: Sadly, it sounded like the voice of experience
It was. Not a marriage but a long term relationship that took me WAY too long to figure out that he was a total Momma's boy.

Definitely not the case with my first, and only marriage!

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:48 pm**

Thou shalt roll over instead of snoring loudly in my ear. Now that IS the voice of experience.:wah:

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:59 pm**

Peg wrote: Thou shalt roll over instead of snoring loudly in my ear. Now that IS the voice of experience.:wah:
There's a good one.

Here's another:

NO, you ripping a fart after sex is NOT the same as me having a cigarette.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:07 pm**

LMAO BR! Here's a must. Thou shalt not pull the covers over my head when you fart. That is NOT considered foreplay guys!

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:17 pm**

Peg wrote: LMAO BR! Here's a must. Thou shalt not pull the covers over my head when you fart. That is NOT considered foreplay guys!
Definitely a must!!

How about:

Running out of the room to rip a fart will still kill the mood just as quickly as if you were right here.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:19 pm**

Farting after sex is not considered afterglow.:wah:

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:08 am**

Pick and choose your battles.

It's really not important who wins, but rather that you both get to the same side:-6

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:16 am**

cherandbuster wrote: Pick and choose your battles.

It's really not important who wins, but rather that you both get to the same side:-6
:yh_clap :yh_clap :yh_worshp

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:51 pm**

If you have asked me where something is, you darn well better have put in an effort to look for it yourself first!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:55 pm**

You will not ask whats for dinner, and then complain when what I made is not what you wanted...especially since it has already been established that "whatever," and "dosen't matter" are not staples in this kitchen.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:08 pm**

You will not as "How do I look in this outfit, hairstyle or whatever" unless you are willing to accept an honest response.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:16 pm**

Use the words "I Love You" often

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:18 pm**

Marie5656 wrote: You will not as "How do I look in this outfit, hairstyle or whatever" unless you are willing to accept an honest response.

Well . . .

I prefer: You will, under no circumstances, come hell or high water, tell me I look fat in these pants.

Honestly is *not* always the best policy:)

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:22 pm**

You girls don't want to be married to men. You want to be married to men who act like women.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:24 pm**

YZGI wrote: You girls don't want to be married to men. You want to be married to men who act like women.

Actually

we really want to be married to a girlfriend with a large penis

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:47 pm**

YZGI wrote: You girls don't want to be married to men. You want to be married to men who act like women.

ah well we haven't seen too many Man responses so we are doing what we can hehehehe

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:49 pm**

Yeah, it is mostly girls posting, yeah for YZGI!

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:58 pm**

Kinda reminds me of a conversation my wife and I had years ago after I came home from a strip joint. "Why do you go to those places?" "Well i like to look at naked women, imagine if I did'nt like to look at naked women, we would never have gotten married."

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:00 pm**

YZGI wrote: Kinda reminds me of a conversation my wife and I had years ago after I came home from a strip joint. "Why do you go to those places?" "Well i like to look at naked women, imagine if I did'nt like to look at naked women, we would never have gotten married."

Interestingly funny.:wah:

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:05 pm**

[QUOTE=cherandbuster]Actually

we really want to be married to a girlfriend with a large penis

[/QHow bout a medium penis and does'nt fart around the wifey?

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:31 pm**

YZGI wrote: Kinda reminds me of a conversation my wife and I had years ago after I came home from a strip joint. "Why do you go to those places?" "Well i like to look at naked women, imagine if I did'nt like to look at naked women, we would never have gotten married."
Did your wife go see male strippers? She enjoys seeing naked men, doesn't she? Would this have been a problem? Sorry, just curious.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:19 pm**

minks wrote: Interestingly funny.:wah:

Minxie

I like the way you put that:-6

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:20 pm**

YZGI wrote: How bout a medium penis and does'nt fart around the wifey?

SOLD!!!!! to the highest bidder:)