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Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:52 am
by cherandbuster
Oh Snoozie!

That is just fabulous!

Good thing it wasn't a fluorescent bulb, huh?:thinking:

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:00 am
by Lulu2
Or a gerbil....:lips:

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:01 am
by Bryn Mawr
cherandbuster wrote: Oh Snoozie!

That is just fabulous!

Good thing it wasn't a fluorescent bulb, huh?:thinking:


I only hope it was only of the candle bulbs rather than one of the big low energy types!

They cannot possibly think he did it to himself can they?

How?

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:06 am
by Bryn Mawr
onsekiz wrote: or stadium spotlights


OUCH!

Imagine turning them on!

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:11 am
by ZAP
Does this mean if he becomes pregnant he won't know who the responsible party is?:-3

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:22 am
by Accountable
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There's a joke to be told in that ................. :yh_think

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:23 am
by Accountable
:yh_idea Ahah!











Nope. :yh_think









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Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 10:23 am
by valerie
I had a friend who worked in a hospital supply room and told about one time

a guy came in for a zucchini removal. Guy swore he was out walking around

in his garden in the nude, slipped and fell and the zuke went up his butt!!



:yh_giggle

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:00 am
by Captain Ray
I think proctologists must have to have a pretty good sense of humor... Nobody ever knows exactly how these things end up in their butt.. but there they are... LOL

Raymond

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:40 am
by Lulu2
No accounting for human ingenuity! :wah:

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:00 pm
by BabyRider
Captain Ray wrote: I think proctologists must have to have a pretty good sense of humor... Nobody ever knows exactly how these things end up in their butt.. but there they are... LOL



Raymond
You do know the difference between a proctologist and a bartender, right? A proctologist only has to deal with one a$$hole at a time. :lips:





Peg, back me up here.... :yh_rotfl

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:49 pm
by ZAP
I gave a copy of this article to my daughter, the OR nurse, to take for future reference. She said, "Nope, been there, done that, only not that extreme.

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The wattage was lower." :D

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:02 pm
by buttercup
snooze how do you come across this stuff?

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:26 pm
by valerie
What I wanna know is who told Cap'n the diff between gerontologist and

proctologist!!



:yh_giggle

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:29 pm
by Sheryl
:-2 ouch



that's all I gotta say, but I wonder if the light bulb was reusable after they removed it. :lips:

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:34 pm
by Bryn Mawr
Sheryl wrote: :-2 ouch



that's all I gotta say, but I wonder if the light bulb was reusable after they removed it. :lips:


Would you really want to be the one to find out?

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:41 pm
by buttercup
my friend works in A&E - lots of people are admitted with things in thier bum :eek:

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:46 pm
by Bryn Mawr
buttercup wrote: my friend works in A&E - lots of people are admitted with things in thier bum :eek:


Don't see the attraction myself :confused:

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:58 pm
by Sheryl
SnoozeControl wrote: I bet it had an interesting streaky pattern on it, but it'd probably smell kinda bad once it got hot.:thinking:

Grossed out yet? :D


you know you and my hubby's best friend should hook up. Ya'll would definatly be 2 peas in a pod. :D

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:12 pm
by Accountable
Sheryl wrote: :-2 ouch





that's all I gotta say, but I wonder if the light bulb was reusable after they removed it. :lips:maybe that's how they found it. It would make it easier if it were shining. :D



Of course it would be considerably brighter than the patient. :p

Man finds light bulb where sun doesn’t shine

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:01 pm
by Captain Ray
valerie wrote: What I wanna know is who told Cap'n the diff between gerontologist and

proctologist!!



:yh_giggle


Google.

Raymond