awful but funny metaphors
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:25 pm
Oh my gosh! That first one has me laughing. Oh my gosh! That first one has me laughing.Page 1 of 1
Oh my gosh! That first one has me laughing.awful but funny metaphors
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:32 pm
A few more these are great...!! :wah: :wah:
[QUOTE]20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike
Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck,
either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping
on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one
slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around
with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike
Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not
eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck,
either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping
on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one
slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around
with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up[/QUOTE]