Hilarious company mergers
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:55 pm
The last few months have seen many company mergers. Here are some possible mergers to expect in the future:
1. Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.
3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
4. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
5. 3M & Goodyear: MMMGood
6. John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
9. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
10. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
11. Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo
12. Fed-Ex & UPS: FedUp
1. Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.
3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker.
4. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
5. 3M & Goodyear: MMMGood
6. John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
7. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
8. Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
9. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da
10. Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Knott NOW!
11. Netscape & Yahoo: Net 'n' Yahoo
12. Fed-Ex & UPS: FedUp
