Some important life lessons
Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:01 am
. Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still
picking your nose.
Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
Making your bed is a waste of time.
There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely
had to.
If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't
either.
. Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.
. Don't pop someone else's bubble.
. You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake
on the way down.
If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you'll
have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.
. You can't ask to start over just because you're losing
the game.
Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.
Make your mother proud of you.
picking your nose.
Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
Making your bed is a waste of time.
There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely
had to.
If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't
either.
. Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.
. Don't pop someone else's bubble.
. You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake
on the way down.
If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you'll
have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.
. You can't ask to start over just because you're losing
the game.
Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.
Make your mother proud of you.
