Beware old ladies with hedge clippers!
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:10 pm
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two garbage
bags with her. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..." "Darn!" says the little old lady..."I'd better go back
and see if I can find some. Thanks for telling me!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?" "Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's
a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: "$20 or off
it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's i n the other bag?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
:-6
bags with her. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her..."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..." "Darn!" says the little old lady..."I'd better go back
and see if I can find some. Thanks for telling me!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
Did you steal it?" "Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back
yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's
a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: "$20 or off
it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's i n the other bag?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay."
:-6
