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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD USED IN AMERICA>

Know what it is, well, it's sh*t ... that's right ........ sh*t

Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider the many uses:

You can get sh*t-faced, Be sh*t-out-of-luck, Or have sh*t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your

sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, loose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t,

and tell others to eat sh*t.

Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference

between sh*t and shineola.

There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts. There is bull sh*t,

horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t.

You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when

the sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t,

and some days are just plain sh*tty.

Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are

times when you feel like sh*t.

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong

sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up sh*ts

creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you fall

in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block

of the English language.

And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to know anything

else!!

So Hope you have a nice day without a bunch of sh*t. But, if you

happened to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t-head...........



Well, Sh*t Happens!!!

That's some good sh*t Cars!!!

You Don't Know Jack Schitt



Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt". After this, you can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a Shitt-Happens double ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

sunny104 wrote: That's some good sh*t Cars!!!


Oh yeah!!!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

cars wrote: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD USED IN AMERICA>

Know what it is, well, it's sh*t ... that's right ........ sh*t

Sh*t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider the many uses:

You can get sh*t-faced, Be sh*t-out-of-luck, Or have sh*t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your

sh*t, or be asked to sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, loose sh*t, find sh*t, forget sh*t,

and tell others to eat sh*t.

Some people know their sh*t, while others can't tell the difference

between sh*t and shineola.

There are lucky sh*ts, dumb sh*ts, and crazy sh*ts. There is bull sh*t,

horse sh*t, and chicken sh*t.

You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when

the sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t,

and some days are just plain sh*tty.

Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t, and there are

times when you feel like sh*t.

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong

sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up sh*ts

creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you fall

in a bucket of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block

of the English language.

And remember, once you know your sh*t, you don't need to know anything

else!!

So Hope you have a nice day without a bunch of sh*t. But, if you

happened to catch a load of sh*t from some sh*t-head...........



Well, Sh*t Happens!!!


I thought it would be BO LLOX - international language:wah: