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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the

Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well

Over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there

anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes

perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not

Lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to

Declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you

have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a

Woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."

Next!

I hope she repaid him with a nice blow job for that one! :-2

Uh...........you know what I mean!!! :wah:

Rapunzel wrote: I hope she repaid him with a nice blow job for that one! :-2




DOH!!! Did you actually say that??!?!?! :yh_rotfl

BabyRider wrote: DOH!!! Did you actually say that??!?!?! :yh_rotfl


LMAO! But of coarse...uh...course!

What else would I mean but a nice trim and blow dry???? :sneaky:

His hair hunny... his hair!!! :wah:

ON HIS HEAD!!! :yh_rotfl

Rapunzel wrote: LMAO! But of coarse...uh...course!



What else would I mean but a nice trim and blow dry???? :sneaky:



His hair hunny... his hair!!! :wah:



ON HIS HEAD!!! :yh_rotfl
I wonder if you are aware of the sexual connotation of the word "trim" over this side of the pond?? Too damn funny.....

:wah: