Lone Ranger
Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:02 pm
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of
the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill
you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two
days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him
and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the
Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous
brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief
is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen very very carefully, for the last time, I said...
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BRING POSSE!"
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of
the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill
you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent
and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's
impressed.
"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two
days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him
and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the
Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous
brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief
is again impressed.
"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both
ears, looks him square in the eye and says,
"Listen very very carefully, for the last time, I said...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
BRING POSSE!"
