Top Ten reasons why a friend says she doesn't need kids!
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:55 pm
Strauss is her gsd. I think this is hilarious!
One word: Strauss
1. I say "Go to your kennel". He turns, barks at me, and proceeds to sulk to his kennel
2. I say "Get your toy". He looks at me, looks at the toy, looks at me, barks...and leaves.
3. I say "Strauss come!" He looks at me, and looks, and looks...and walks the other way.
4. I say "Strauss, don't play with the ferrets!" He looks at me...and smacks the side of the cage.
5. I say "Strauss, don't you dare eat that cookie." And he proceeds to bury his face in the cookie box in the checkout line.
6. I say "Strauss, platz!" He proceeds to sit and stare at me before barking once and flopping onto his side
7. I say "Strauss, shtay" and he remains in his down position
8. We turn into the fairgrounds to attend agility. Strauss
spins and screams in the backseat. I say "CUT THAT OUT!" He flops in the seat, and begins sighing.....loudly.
9. I leave dog in car to bring in equipment...he proceeds to scream. "STRAUSS! Shut up!" He gives me the cursory annoyed growl/whine and flops heavily in the back of the Toyota.
10. I say "Get out of the cat litter!" he proceeds to run out the door and roll in the mud in the backyard.
Yup, I need children xD
One word: Strauss
1. I say "Go to your kennel". He turns, barks at me, and proceeds to sulk to his kennel
2. I say "Get your toy". He looks at me, looks at the toy, looks at me, barks...and leaves.
3. I say "Strauss come!" He looks at me, and looks, and looks...and walks the other way.
4. I say "Strauss, don't play with the ferrets!" He looks at me...and smacks the side of the cage.
5. I say "Strauss, don't you dare eat that cookie." And he proceeds to bury his face in the cookie box in the checkout line.
6. I say "Strauss, platz!" He proceeds to sit and stare at me before barking once and flopping onto his side
7. I say "Strauss, shtay" and he remains in his down position
8. We turn into the fairgrounds to attend agility. Strauss
spins and screams in the backseat. I say "CUT THAT OUT!" He flops in the seat, and begins sighing.....loudly.
9. I leave dog in car to bring in equipment...he proceeds to scream. "STRAUSS! Shut up!" He gives me the cursory annoyed growl/whine and flops heavily in the back of the Toyota.
10. I say "Get out of the cat litter!" he proceeds to run out the door and roll in the mud in the backyard.
Yup, I need children xD