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By patients during Colonoscopies



Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite

humorous.....

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his

(predominately male) patients while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet?! Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay.

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up

here.

:wah: very good love the last one best

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I've had one of these procedure's and small talk was the last thing on my mind .

I thought they used a local anesthesia for this procedure?

I had one shoved up, and one put down- but they didn't meet.

Very funny, Sheryl. Was going to say LMAO- but that would be improper.

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DG,,,,,,, how do i say this .....they have to clean you out (so they gave me piccolax) and then they give you an enema. They did give me a local but i was still awake and had to watch what they were doing on the camera --:-1 :-1 ..........an experience i never want to repeat