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For the woman who wore size 13, finding shoes that fit was no small feat.





Dr. Jekyll's more successful second formula turned him into a world-class sprinter rather than a violent psychopath, proving that you can run but you can't always Hyde.





Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their ankles.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl These are brilliant Bez! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Have you heard about the Optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.

Or what about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain injection during root canal work. He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder, he got a little behind in his work!

My first job was in an orange juice factory but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

(Groans all round!!)