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Hi I'm from Scotland, I am a married mum with 2 daughters aged 14yrs & 19yrs, I am a childminder, anyone wish to chat:)

Welcome Weesuzie from Scotland. Has it been a good day?

Lon wrote: Welcome Weesuzie from Scotland.

Has it been a good day?


yes the weather has been great today lots of sunshine:-6

Welcome to FG weesuzie :-6

abbey wrote: Welcome to FG weesuzie :-6


Thankyou:) not quite sure how to do everything yet:-3 but i will get there!!!!

Welcome!

All right, lots of Susie's! Welcome to FG!:)

Hello and Welcome weesusie from the other end of the country!



Send that sunshine this way please it's been hiding from us today! :-6

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

Have you ever tried that weesue ? If you havent you should.

Hiya Wee Susie, have fun here. If you're used to settling quarrels between fractious infants, you might be just the person we need.

:-6 Hi weesusie, welcome to the forum, I'm still a newbie but it seems very welcoming and friendly here.

chocoholic wrote: I'm still a newbie but it seems very welcoming and friendly here.Spot tears chocoholic's leg off, takes several large bites from behind the knee, throws the rest into the corner and runs out of the thread before anyone can speak.

spot wrote: Spot tears chocoholic's leg off, takes several large bites from behind the knee, throws the rest into the corner and runs out of the thread before anyone can speak.
Alas for Spot, what he doesn't realise is that chocoholic was her school's undefeated hopping champion and that having eaten her spinach today, she can hop at light speed.

She hops round the back of the thread, catches Spot and frogmarches(no, make that froghops) him back to repair the damage he has caused. The rest of the VERY friendly posters club together their chocolate rations and repair chocoholic so that she is better than ever!!

The end (and no comebacks!!!!)

...nice to meet you...

Pleasure to meet you too, at least you haven't threatened violence like the previous poster!

Spot eyes chocaholic consideringly, and decides to bide his time

:p Spot, Come out of the cupboard, declare yourself, I know that you are a secret chocoholic. Chocolate is a life food, THERE IS NO SHAME. Stand up and be loud and proud!!!spot wrote: Spot eyes chocaholic consideringly, and decides to bide his time

Are we talking whips here?

Getting all hot and steamy and stirred up with froth onnit?

And can I spread cream over and lick that off before it runs?

God it's not surprising I get locked in at night, is it.

NUTS! Whole hazel nuts.

Cadburys take them and they cover them in chocolate.

Oh yes.

Now Spot, you know that if we are talking whips then it's got to be walnuts, hazlenuts just won't cut it!