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Last night was my nephews 24th surprise birthday party. It was fun, but I wasn't feeling to hot. I stuck it out till after everyone had ate, and the topless chick birthday cake was brought out. Then I was ready to leave, however Dave wasn't. So I went inside and tryed to snooze a little on the couch. A little bit later Dave comes in and sais he's ready to go. I'm like ok and start heading to the car. We get almost to the car and he starts projectile vomiting all over the place. And I got pissed Turns out his dumbass decided to be the on the recieving end of a beer bong, but it was half beer and half Lord Calvert in the bong.

so I ask him if he had a good time. His response, "yea till you wanted to go home". :-5 He wanted me to let a friend give him a ride home. Yea right those idiots were doing keg stands and bonging beers, no way any of them could of driven anywhere last night.

Ok just had to get this off my chest. :rolleyes:

Lord Calvert I think is a cheap whiskey, not sure. It smells rank I know that. will have to wait till one of our bartenders comes online to be for sure.

ohh you don't know what a beer bong is...ok let me find a pick. But it's basically a funnel attached to a long hose. And you are supposed to chug the beer as it's poured in the funnel.

Oh Sheryl. Guys are just dumb. Just chalk another one up.

this is a beer bong.

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SnoozeControl wrote: Its the bong part that's confusing me... they were smoking a bong with beer and Lord Calvert instead of water?


yeah, that's the only bong I know of...ahem, I mean, I've heard of!

Sorry your nite turned out that way!

SnoozeControl wrote: :wah: Reminds me of a movie called "Motel Hell" where they made their own sausage and fed their "livestock" with a funnel ... nevermind.


:-3 ok, you watch some strange stuff Snooze. :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: :wah: Reminds me of a movie called "Motel Hell" where they made their own sausage and fed their "livestock" with a funnel ... nevermind.




That reminds me of Eating Raul. They would hit people on the head with a frying pan then eat them. Well they would bake them 1st.

Speaking of eating people, what ever happened to that weird guy in England ? that put an ad out to eat people ? Some people responded that they would like to be eaten I remember.

SnoozeControl wrote: We aren't talking about oral sex, are we?




ok:-6









no this is real...a guy put out an ad that he wanted to eat people and some peole responded that that would be ok

it was really scary and dark

it happened a couple of yrs ago

Ill look

It was a German guy I believe, and he really wanted to eat people, I think he did eat someone and got arrested! I don't remeber the details! Blech!

SnoozeControl wrote: We aren't talking about oral sex, are we?


That would be more fun to discuss than eating humans!

It was a German guy.



Cannibal gave victim a ‘nice death’

26 January 2004

KASSEL - Promising never to kill again, self-confessed gay cannibal Armin Meiwes nonetheless told a court in Germany Monday his victim had begged to be "slaughtered" and that he had given him a "nice and worthy death".

"I'm very sorry for what I've done," the 42-year-old defendant told the court in Kassel as the headline-grabbing case entered its phase of final arguments. "It is something I would never do again."

Addressing the court in one last statement, a tight-lipped but otherwise unmoved Meiwes stressed that he had only given victim Bernd-Juergen Brandes what he had asked for.

"I want the court to understand that I only did what I did because he expressly wanted

me to do it," Meiwes said. "And in doing so I gave him a nice and worthy death."

As he has from the outset, Meiwes in no way disclaimed responsibility for the March 2001 killing, clearly hoping for imprisonment with chance of parole - as opposed to being shut away forever in a mental institution.

Asking the court for a conviction and life imprisonment, chief prosecution attorney Marcus Koehler said Monday the 42-year-old defendant had wilfully and with premeditation killed, dismembered and partially devoured his victim, Bernd-Juergen Brandes, at Meiwes' home in March 2001.

The prosecution wrapped up its case Monday before the court in Kassel after a psychiatrist testified Friday that Meiwes, while criminally perverted, is legally sane - bolstering the defence's hopes that he will one day be a free man again.

Dr. Georg Stolpmann said Meiwes suffered from a serious psychological abnormality, but he was responsible for his actions in the legal sense of sanity.

The psychiatrist's view concurred with that of a sexologist who had earlier testified at the trial. Their expert evidence is likely to mean that Meiwes will not be found insane and locked in a mental hospital, but can be judged under the regular criminal code.

Meiwes claims Brandes, a Berlin computer engineer, requested to be castrated, killed and eaten. He is accused of murder for sexual gratification.

His defence attorneys have avoided arguing insanity for fear that Meiwes might be committed to a mental institution for the rest of his life. But because Germany has no death sentence, a murder conviction would ultimately allow Meiwes to go free one day.

Stolpmann said he thoroughly agreed with the earlier expert witness, sexologist Klaus Beier, who said Meiwes does not need to be committed to an institution, but instead is competent to face conviction and incarceration.

Even so, Stolpmann challenged the defendant's credibility. He said Meiwes suffered from delusions of megalomania. He wanted power over people, and not just the "ultimate intimacy" of ingesting people.

Stolpmann said Meiwes is highly manipulative, using outward charm to persuade others into bowing to his will. The killing of Brandes was a conscious act by a sane though perverted mind, he said.

"It was a premeditated, thoroughly planned and meticulously executed act," Stolpmann testified. "The conscious thought processes of this man's mind were in no way impaired. Meiwes was acutely aware of the legal ramifications of his actions, which is why he placed such importance on getting his victim's willing consent. Thus, his mental competency is not in question."

Stolpmann said the defendant had subsequently written to an acquaintance: "It is an incredible feeling to have ultimate power over another man and to slice him up into serving portions."

"For Meiwes, the goal of all this was what he called "to get the biggest kick of my life', as he told police after his arrest," Stolpmann said. "He wanted absolute power over another person and was planning from the start to commit other such crimes."

sunny104 wrote: That would be more fun to discuss than eating humans!




I dont know sunshine, I think its important to discuss eating people.

So we know what to look for.

now this is wierd from being drunk to being eaten. Only this forum could accomplish that.

k I wonder if he's kept in isolation. I sure wouldn't want him for a cell mate, might wake up to him munching on my toes or something. :rolleyes:

Sheryl wrote: now this is wierd from being drunk to being eaten. Only this forum could accomplish that.

k I wonder if he's kept in isolation. I sure wouldn't want him for a cell mate, might wake up to him munching on my toes or something. :rolleyes:


:yh_rotfl

Isn't this place great?!

Case in point. Hannibal Lector cut off the top of Ray liotta's head and was preparing to serve him his own brains. Everyone thought that was perfectly acceptable didnt they ? :rolleyes:

Nomad wrote: Case in point. Hannibal Lector cut off the top of Ray liotta's head and was preparing to serve him his own brains. Everyone thought that was perfectly acceptable didnt they ? :rolleyes:


But Hannibal Lector is SO cool!

Wasn't Dahmer gay too?:-2

SnoozeControl wrote: It's important to mention that he's gay... a self-confessed heterosexual cannibal just isn't as interesting.:rolleyes:




State the obvious why dont ya :rolleyes: I think that goes without saying

Sheryl wrote: Wasn't Dahmer gay too?:-2


That's right!

Weird! 2 gay cannibals, I wonder if there's more?? :-2

sunny104 wrote: That's right!



Weird! 2 gay cannibals, I wonder if there's more?? :-2






Most gay people are cannibals sunshine, just the way it is.