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SnoozeControl wrote: Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".



Blonde Caller: "On page 1 section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"


:p

So who's Jack then? :-3

DId the operator ever put her through to him?

Uncle Kram wrote: So who's Jack then? :-3


Is it fair to say you don't know ?

Maxi_Uno wrote: Is it fair to say you don't know ?


Good one Maxi Pad!!!:wah:

:wah:

big fan of blonde jokes :-4

Sounds like a fair question to me.

Heres a bad one a guy told me today, I laughed politely but you dont have to.



A woman gets a job at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. Shes assigned to the assembly line and left to work. After a few hrs things are getting backed up, and production is falling behind. The mngr who hired her came to her station and saw she was sewing a little sack with two marbles onto each Elmo, which was very time consuming and not what she was instructed to do.

The mngr asked the woman what in the world are you doing ?

She replied Im giving Elmo testicles.

The mngr threw his hands up rolled his eyes and replied, I said give Elmo two test tickles.













:o whatever

SnoozeControl wrote: How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?



Ten little piggies, a pair of calves, an ass, a kitty and too many hares to count.



:o




I hate to admit it but I giggled.. just a little though

SnoozeControl wrote: How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?



Ten little piggies, a pair of calves, an ass, a kitty and too many hares to count.



:o


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Stop it, my ribs are aching bad!!!